New Kids Turbo

This movie is so WTF that i asked a friend to pause it while i was catching my breath, because of laughing too much. Very stupid and very funny.

"New Kids Nitro" is very much the "Flodder" of its generation, mainly because the makers just don't give a damn. Doesn't sound very thrilling perhaps, but I mean it in the best possible way. "New Kids Nitro" is vile, ugly and meaningless, and that's just incredibly refreshing in an era where so many movies are polished until they lose all their identity. Granted, it's just the same two or three jokes over and over again (random car crash, person getting shot out of nowhere, someone being called a homo), but the amazing thing is that they just keep working and working. And from time to time the makers even bother to throw something to us that's actually creative, like the scene with the old Nazi dude (who ends up getting shot out of nowhere, but that's a given). I don't see a Palm d'Or in this movie's future, but damn is it a brilliant guilty pleasure. Instant classic.

First of all, I am an American.

And I enjoyed this movie very much. This is not a comedy for simpletons.. Yet they will enjoy it as well.

I think the acting was very good, (spot on!) and portrayed the characters just as they should have been. I loved how the characters dressed in outfits circa 1990's and followed failed trends of Americans.

There are a lot of smart jokes if you're quick enough to catch on, if not - there are plenty, and I mean plenty of crude humored situations as well.

I don't see how you can miss the entire story-line, but there is a story, and it comes together incredibly. Definitely different from the norm as far as stories and characters go.

I found this movie to be very clever and entertaining. I could not stop laughing throughout..

I had a big interest in this movie, because I have seen a lot of comedies from USA, Fance and Russia. I wondered how it is gonna be from Netherlands. Shortly... plot was with no surprises: they lost their jobs (some because of their fault, some, because of the crisis), refused to pay anymore just because they had no sense of responsibility . Actually in the middle of movie I had the feeling that script writer had no more other interesting ideas and that's why he played the old "movie in movie" joke. Actors were incredibly good. Soo stupid...omg!I really believed them. I think that, if characters of the movie are stupid, then why the script has to be the same, i. m. whit no sense of reality? So: script - undone, actors - great!

The kind of humor that's not for everyone, but these guys make it work. Never pretending to make a classic, but just wanting to entertain.

It might look cheap, but is actually well directed, with decent production design and very nice pace.