Turkles

A true classic that everyone should see. This film had me on the ground laughing, and in a ball crying. This movie changed my life, and will change yours! PERFECTION!

Calling this piece of art a movie is nothing short of insulting to anyone who has an appreciation of fine art.

The idea that a person could ever truly understand this work of art, nay... dare i say transcendent experience, is laughable to say the least! The intricate details woven into the story, the raw emotion portrayed, i could never describe it adequately.

For too long my mind was clouded by questions of God, what is the meaning of life, what is my purpose? I have now found it. I truly believe that i was put on this earth to spread the message of Turkles.

In short. I pity the fool whose eyes have not beheld this pinnacle of achievement!

I really did. I'm proud of that fact. With the aid of alcohol I analyzed the fascinating plot and puzzling characters. Watch this movie if you need to make an hour and a half feel much longer.

The previous reviewers must know the actors or film crew. The acting especially by the adults is horrible. I get this is a low budget film but the acting is so bad it is almost impossible to watch. My 11 and 9 year old even made fun of the movie. This movie entertained my 2 year old for a little bit. The message isn't horrible but it was hard to keep watching. We were expecting a dolphin tale type movie. The kid acting is OK and this movie would of been better if no adults were in it. The movie was appropriate for all ages which is a welcome change these days. I think a documentary movie that just showed facts would of been better. There is one good part. The music was really good even my kids cheered when the music started playing. Unfortunately there wasn't t enough music to make it better.

Turkles is such an okay movie. It cured my cats cancer. and it warmed my cold macaroni. my turtle though was mortified. it gave her flashbacks. i am also very upset how they didn't kiss in the end even though they went on 10000 dates. caution: if you are eating eggs while watching this movie you will choke on a roach. all though there it has some issues my family overdosed and maybe if there is sequel they will make another one

-signing out

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