Southern Fried Stings

Anyone with half a brain will get annoyed at how stupid this show is within about 5 minutes, and then spend the next 5 minutes looking up if it is real online and then 5 more in shock that it has multiple seasons. Thank goodness the show is almost over and you can spend the rest of the episode laughing at all the horrible reviews.

Just who are these guys? They are NOT law enforcement, and could not get away with 90% of what they are doing. In today's day and age they would get the S#!T sued out of them.

If you find watching a test pattern challenging and entertaining then this is the show for you.

Jay and his team get into some pretty crazy situations. They get guns pointed in their faces, surprise the heck out of drug-dealing moms and in general fight crime in the South. But watching this show, just one little thing is nagging at me...

Just WHAT the Hell are these guys? Private Detectives? Private Security? Some sort of private crime-busting organization that is half Neighborhood Watch and half Minutemen? Well, I suppose it is all irrelevant anyway, since like every "reality" show on the insipid truTV network it does not disguise it's fabricated nature at all.

Are we to seriously expect any non-governmental organization could get away with half of the things they get involved in? How is it that this group of A-Team wanna-be's can get involved in more car chases and stick-ups than the real thing as shown on COPS? In our litigation-happy nation, Jay and his crew would have been sued out of business long ago considering how reckless they act. And while it is difficult to describe, SFS is one of those shows that anyone of reasonable intelligence can tell is a scripted sham. It is as cleverly written as a 2nd-grader's play and just as immature.

Seriously. If you like watching Jersey Shore, Operation Repo, and similar shows, you will probably enjoy this. You also probably enjoy eating lead paint chips, so there is really no point in really trying to stop you from doing either activity. Everyone who has not had their brains destroyed by heavy metal poisoning? Avoid it like a fried twinkie.

This show is on the low of the low staged reality shows. When did the US change the Constitution & Bill of Rights? This dude & his team of soccer hooligans think they can harass & bust anyone & everyone. They kick in people's doors, forcibly detain people, threaten them, assault them, and cuff them like they are some sort of quasi-law enforcement militia. Most LE agencies cant even do what they do legally. Sorry old dude & hooligans, but you are NOT Seal Team 6 hunting down & killing Osama! Too bad you scare the crap out of the people you harass. They probably are unaware of the fact they can laugh in your face, flip you off, & then walk away.

This is what people mean when they say "95% of what I see on TV is pure garbage". Apparently there's enough people mesmerized with this scripted nonsense to allow the show to still sit up and take nourishment, just like there will always be people who will waste their time watching soap operas. But for me, I'd rather watch a housefly laying eggs in rotten meat. I just hope no one thinks any of this is real or that this is how public officials are supposed to behave. I've given up on TruTV ever being able to produce a quality reality TV show. They're the National Equirer of TV shows. Just something you see in the magazine stand at the grocery check out that makes you either chuckle at or just shake your head at the fact that there's always a lowest common denominator to measure against.

Glad that I didn't buy the full season. Stupidest show I've ever seen.