The Hive

Stumbling upon the 2023 movie "The Hive" by random chance here in 2024, I must admit that I opted to sit down and watch it without ever having heard about it. I liked the movie's cover, as it seemed interesting. And of course with it being a horror movie that I hadn't already seen, then I had to satisfy my craving for horror and watch it.

Writer and director Jared Allmond put together a script that might be entertaining if you are a newcomer to the thriller and horror genre. But I have been watching horror movies for about 40 years, so this was a mere walk in the park. And while it was a watchable enough movie, I found the narrative to be somewhat stale and slow paced.

Something that did work well in favor of the movie and the narrative, was the fact that the audience is kept in the dark by writer and director Jared Allmond. Now, that might be sort of a personal preference whether you like being totally in the dark or not.

The movie has a relatively small cast ensemble, but they managed to carry the movie well enough, as they put on good performances. I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble in "The Hive" and that is something I do enjoy when I sit down to watch a movie.

"The Hive" proved to be a bit too uneventful and bland for my liking, and it was a bit of a struggle to sit through 86 minutes of a script that held no surprises or roller coaster ups and downs. Writer and director Jared Allmond set the course for a straight path and didn't as much as swerve or turn, and had made sure that there were no bumps along the path. And that made for a rather monotonous viewing experience.

And what was supposed to be a big reveal towards the end of the movie just had me outright laughing, because it was such a bizarre turn of events, and it just felt so incredibly ridiculous. Which leads us to the ending, which was, let's just say, anti-climatic to say the least.

My rating of "The Hive" lands on a very, very generous three out of ten stars. Ultimately, the movie's cover was actually the best thing about the ordeal.

The gave the impression that it is a very budget movie, it's just like a sketch I regret watching it It's wasted so much time. I am now trying to remember something good in the movie to not appear just a mean person, but I really can't think of any thing even the kids they were talking about did not appear in the movie. There are only 5 characters running the whole movie, the idea is good, but the performance and application it does not present the idea in its best shape. I really hope a big company take the idea and create something better than this movie. It's a very bad experience I'm not gonna lie.

Ah, 'The Hive' - a cinematic marvel of 2023, where mediocrity blossoms like a rare flower in the desert of modern filmmaking. This film, daring to score a solid 4 out of 10, is an ambitious tale that almost manages to be as interesting as watching paint dry, but not quite.

First, let's applaud the creators for their innovative plot, which feels like it was masterfully stitched together from the cutting room floors of far superior films.

Visually, 'The Hive' is a feast for the eyes, assuming your eyes enjoy a bland palette of greys and browns. The special effects, which I assume were crafted by a team of enthusiastic high school students, add a charmingly amateurish touch to the film.

And the climax, oh, the climax-never have I seen a more anticlimactic end to a story. It was as if the writers suddenly remembered they had somewhere else to be and wrapped up the plot in the most hurried and haphazard way possible.

Amidst the sea of cinematic offerings in 2023, this movie emerged with a glimmer of potential, hinting at the possibility of being something truly special. The premise alone, intriguing and full of promise, suggested a film that could have reshaped genre boundaries and delivered a memorable experience. Yet, as the final credits rolled, it became evident that this potential remained just that - a mere possibility. The movie was delivered without the finesse, depth, or innovation that its initial promise teased. It's like being promised a gourmet meal only to be served a reheated frozen dinner. The film's execution lacked the spark and passion needed to transform its unique concept into a compelling reality, leaving me with a sense of what could have been, rather than what was.

In conclusion, this is a film that boldly challenges the very concept of entertainment. It's a must-watch for anyone who enjoys the thrill of being thoroughly underwhelmed. Four stars out of ten, because sometimes, even mediocrity deserves recognition.

This is a movie that I got the chance to see thanks to Justin Cook who sent over a screener. This sounded intriguing the bit that I read. When I confirmed that this was a horror film and a 2023 release, I agreed to watch. Other than that, I came into this one blind.

Synopsis: a couple returns home from a night out to find two sadistic strangers waiting to terrorize them.

We are following a couple of Penny (Christie Griffin) and Albie (Timothy Haug). She is getting ready as they're going to see a play. Albie is a screenwriter. He's in a rough patch and struggling. He doesn't seem to notice his wife. There is a chip on his shoulder as well due to him being successful and giving them the life that they have. We can see that problems have built up between the two. The night almost doesn't happen after comments being made.

It does seem to go well. Penny wants to have drinks and maybe get intimate. Their children are being watched by her mother and going to stay the night. We see how deep their problems are when they get a flat tire. We also see that he might not be present in his family's life. He also thinks that he does more than what he does, not seeing how difficult life can be for Penny.

There is an even more odd turn. They get home to find another couple in their house, they are played by Miles Taber and Julianne Ruck. The police are called but hang up on Albie and Penny. Even their neighbor, Mark (Mark Norwood), is against them. The strange couple make a deal to have them come inside and talk. They are looking for something. Albie and Penny leave when a gun is pulled.

They regroup and think of what they'll do. There is also something odd about her sister Kimmy (Whitney Reade). They ask to stay with her and are denied. Instead, they want to figure out what the strange couple is after. There are much darker forces at play and they aren't sure how connected they are either.

That is where I'll leave my recap and introduction to the characters. Where I'll start is that this doesn't have the deepest story. It doesn't necessarily need it though either. At the crux of this, we are getting more of a story about this couple and how broken they are. It almost feels like this night is their breaking point. They can either reconcile or it could be too much. There is its own tension there since I've been in that place with a relationship. I appreciate Haug and Griffin's performances as well. They feel like a couple that is struggling.

Now I knew coming in what the force behind what is causing the issues was. The title is creative. We are dealing with a hive mind. The strange couple is also trying to figure out how to get into the collective conscious or something along those lines. They want information from central intelligence. I wasn't completely sure if they just wanted to get onto our internet or if they were looking for something deeper. If it is the latter or just needing classified info, it is interesting since they think that humans have a collective, hive mind. That would seem that they were projecting that we are more like them than what we are. How we are set up, there are so many secrets and it can be difficult to crack without knowing what you're looking for. I am going vague here to not spoil as well if you couldn't tell.

I do need to shift over to a negative here. We focus too much on this couple and their issues. I get using it to set the stage. This allows them to disagree on how to handle things and they're so close to a blow up at any little thing. The problem though is that makes it more of a drama and I'm less interested. Seeing how weird this strange couple is had my attention. Then seeing how the police are in on it and their neighbor, Mark, not seeming to recognize them. That is eerie. It isn't something that we haven't seen before, but 'body snatching' narratives have my attention. There are more things that we could explore instead of what we did. Like why was this couple chosen and not another? He seems like a screenwriter so what makes him the target? I don't have these answers so that is part of my issue.

Let me then shift from the story to the acting. I've already said that I liked Haug and Griffin. They're not great, but they do feel like this couple. There is fear there with what they're going through, which is good. Taber and Ruck work as this strange couple. A lot of what they do is with their facial expressions. They also talk robotic and their use of words is odd. That was believable for me. Norwood was good along with Reade and the rest of the cast to round this out for what was needed. No one was great, but I didn't have issues which is all that matters. They take on believable characters in the framework of the narrative.

All that is left then is filmmaking. I'd say that the cinematography is fine. It doesn't do anything out of the ordinary. I do like how they frame things we are seeing in the house from outside. That adds tension to me since we can see the person who if they detect the people outside would create issues. Seeing them avoid detection like they do adds tension. There aren't a lot in the way of effects, but we get some. I thought what we did was good. They looked practical there. No issues. I'd also say that the soundtrack was fine. It fit for what was needed without necessarily standing out.

In conclusion, this movie is one that isn't necessarily doing anything new but was still solid. I do like this variation on the 'body snatching' narrative. Haug and Griffin bring their characters to life, but I did want a bit more from the story. It focuses too much on their problems and less on what would be more interesting. There are elements left out that would have made this more intriguing. This is made well enough. I like what they do with limited, practical effects. None of the other things held this back. Not one that I can recommend to everyone. I will say if you like lower budget cinema, this doesn't do anything to hold it back aside from focus.

My Rating: 6 out of 10.

It's not often that a horror movie comes along that leaves audiences questioning not just the plot, but their life choices in general. "The Hive" manages to achieve this feat, but not in the way the filmmakers intended. This so-called horror flick is more of a horror show, and not the kind you'd willingly pay money to see.

Let's start with the plot-or lack thereof. "The Hive" attempts to weave a narrative around a mysterious outbreak that turns people into mindless drones. It's as if the writers raided the reject pile of apocalyptic zombie movie scripts and decided to create a concoction of clichés that even the most forgiving horror aficionado would find hard to stomach. The story lacks any originality or depth, making it feel like a cheap knockoff of countless better films that have explored similar themes.

The characters in "The Hive" are as one-dimensional as they come. It's almost impressive how little effort was put into making them relatable or interesting. The protagonist, if you can even call them that, is a cookie-cutter, forgettable individual whose main purpose seems to be running from one poorly lit scene to another. The supporting cast, if you can call them that, might as well be cardboard cutouts with how much personality they bring to the table. As the film stumbles along, you'll find yourself caring more about your grocery list than the fate of these underdeveloped characters.

Now, let's talk about the cinematography-or lack thereof. "The Hive" seems to have a fetish for dimly lit corridors and shaky camera work that leaves the audience feeling disoriented for all the wrong reasons. If the intention was to create a sense of fear and suspense, the execution missed the mark entirely. Instead, it feels like the filmmakers simply forgot to pay the electricity bill on set, leaving viewers squinting at the screen in an attempt to decipher what's happening. The overuse of jump scares only serves to highlight the lack of genuine tension or atmosphere, turning what could have been a mildly entertaining horror romp into a predictable and tedious experience.

Special effects? Well, "The Hive" seems to have a budget that makes a high school play look like a Hollywood blockbuster. The makeup for the infected individuals looks like it was done by an amateur with a limited supply of red paint and a penchant for Halloween masks. The CGI is so laughably bad that it's hard to take any of the supposedly horrifying scenes seriously. At times, it feels like the film is trying to pay homage to the horror classics of the '80s, but instead, it comes across as a desperate attempt to cover up its lack of substance.

The soundtrack of "The Hive" is equally forgettable. If you've heard one generic horror movie score, you've heard them all. The film relies on the same tired tropes of screeching violins and sudden loud noises to trick the audience into feeling scared. It's a lazy and uninspired approach that adds nothing to the overall viewing experience.

Perhaps the most baffling aspect of "The Hive" is its pacing-or lack thereof. The film somehow manages to drag on and rush through scenes simultaneously, leaving viewers with a sense of temporal dissonance. At times, you'll be checking your watch, wondering if it's been hours since the movie started, only to realize it's barely been 30 minutes. The erratic pacing does little to build suspense or investment in the plot, and by the time the credits roll, you'll be left wondering why you wasted precious time on such a lackluster cinematic endeavor.

In conclusion, "The Hive" is a horror movie in name only. Its feeble attempt at crafting a compelling story, combined with lackluster characters, abysmal cinematography, subpar special effects, and a forgettable soundtrack, makes it a prime candidate for the "skip" button. Save yourself the agony and opt for a horror film that actually delivers on the promises of fear and entertainment. "The Hive" is a buzzkill of epic proportions that deserves to be swatted away from your watchlist.