Suicide Girls Must Die!

When a group of models for an internet website arrive at a location shoot in the wilderness, they soon realize their slowly disappearing members are the result of a madman in the area killing them off one-by-one and must put their own feelings toward each other aside to get away and survive.

This is a piddling and actually quite lame slasher effort. While I'm not the least-bit familiar with the site and the intentions of it, that alone might not be much of a factor in this one being a decent if unspectacular slasher. The greatest obstacle in overcoming this one is the difference of the titular group's appearance and attitudes toward each other, which is certainly understandable since it's not exactly the norm to witness and it's an acquired taste when they start their shoot to witness such acts, even though the generous and heaping nudity does lessen it somewhat. Once it starts to become a slasher film, it goes up a little better in quality if only for the fact that the reality-show like filming style would allow for more gore and attacks to be witnessed as they should be rather than as a blurry mess, but overall it's still not all that bad of a slasher effort.

Rated Unrated/R: Full Nudity, Extreme Graphic Language, Violence and drug use.

With no knowledge of these films or their content, and having little expectations. This film isn't as bad as some have made it out to be, and it turned out to be more entertaining than initially expected.

It's clearly meant to be a found footage type horror mockumentary type film, reminiscing of the Blair Witch Project. The acting at times doesn't feel scripted with a majority of the scenes just consisting of these heavily tattooed women arguing, screaming and bickering back and forth.

Its plot is very simply. About a dozen of these models go into an isolated cabin in the woods to film a calendar photo shoot, then one by one a girl goes missing. We don't exactly see how these girls go missing or who abducts/ kills them which keeps it more suspenseful.

Several highlights include the random appearance of the "caretaker" seemingly popping out of nowhere when the women were around the campfire. Then another scene with the police officer arriving to seemingly help the women find of the women who got "lost" in the woods.

Also near latter part of the film when they were down to 7 women was when things got further interesting with the women forming two groups. We see a major blowup amongst them with four of the women leaving the cabin area with the use of the boat, boating across the large river to eventually get back to the remote area. This wasn't exactly clear.

Unfortunately the very ending reveal was completely disappointing as it took away from what we witnessed. We understand the reasoning but there could have been a better ending.

Clearly this is a film for not everyone as there is an abundance of open nudity (from these photo shoots) and these women for the most part aren't exactly likeable with the constant whining and bickering. The standouts are Amina, Daven and Fractal (who looks similar to Krysten Ritter). Don't expect too much and don't expect a full out horror film.

Just pathetic. It's about a bunch of very unattractive women getting together in a remote cabin to shoot some nude poses for a calender. One by one they start disappearing without a trace. So what do these women do? They scream and swear at each other and point fingers instead of doing anything logical.

Just abysmal. Disgusting film trying to mix topless females and horror. The main problem is that NONE of these women are even remotely attractive (and most have totally hideous tattoos), are terrible actresses, swear nonstop and are just annoying people all around. The "horror" sequences are nonexistent. The film is shot in a jerky style with quick takes and jumps that ended up giving me a headache. There's also incredibly annoying "music" playing nonstop. We also get a totally pointless hot tub sequence so we can see them all take off their tops and engage in lesbian kisses (btw, this has nothing to do with the rest of the movie). It all leads to a completely predictable ending that was so downright insulting that I hated the movie! Cheap, badly done, horrible acting, unattractive girls...there's nothing here for anybody. Avoid.

Blood, breasts, and brutality. Entertainment: before the political crybabies got ahold of hollywood producers with their hashtags. 10/10

I could not believe I had never heard of the SuicideGirls before now. Once I quit trying to take this film seriously I actually thought it was so dry it became funny. After that I was OK with it. Yeah the acting was substandard at best but I decided to give these girls an even shake and finished the movie. I've sat through other movies that got better ratings that were much worse than this one. I certainly would not want anyones daughter using these girls as role models that's for sure. I was really hoping for more but like a lot of "B" type Indie flicks they don't always come out like you wanted. Some of these girls are actually beautiful and I believe when people get a better look they might truly reconsider what they think beauty is. I will need to watch a couple of the earlier SuicideGirls attempts to get a better picture as to what they are all about.