Hotel Mario

The reviews that give this "game" high stars are completely wrong. Hotel Mario is a piece of crap that should be BANNED from this site because of the puke factor in this game. The only reason why I am giving this 2 stars is that the game's only redeeming qualities are the cutscenes.And even then, they FAIL to be good. If you have played this game, then I feel sorry for you that you had to endure this dog turd of a game.

In all my time as a gamer, never before or since have I seen such a brilliantly crafted piece of art engulfed by an unbridled sense of wonder as I had in this title. It is a timeless classic that earns my highest conceivable recommendation. Do yourself a favor and put your blood, sweat and cash into the goal of at least once having the magnificent experience that is playing Hotel Mario.

Disregard any negative reviews, this game is the best game ever! It's funny, charming, and looks amazing.

With line like, "I hope the princess made lots of spaghetti!", and more! Who need any other game with good writing when hotel Mario exists.

I hope you like DKoldies because you'll need a Phillips CDi to play this game, but don't worry, there's more.

You will have to buy this game used because for some reason they don't make the game anymore, that's an outrage. This game needs to be rereleased.

I hope you are just waiting to get your hands on Hotel Mario, because trust me, once you play this, you can't stop. Ever.

" Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic eh Luigi " ~Mario " This is it Luigi " ~ Mario " When you pinch Wendy's pennies , They pinch back " ~ Mario " Remember where there's smoke " ~ Mario " there's fire " ~ Luigi "Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" ~ Mario reading Bowser's letter " Gee It's kinda kinda dark " ~ Mario " No " ~ Mario These are sample of the great dialog and Character interactions Play this game if you want to truly live .

I have not played the game. But let me tell you that the cut scenes are so Bad it's Good and this game should be a cult classic just from the cut scenes alone.