Double Down

I don't need much to live on anymore. I just eat tuna out of the can and live in the car.

Neil is an artist, magician, visionary and god. He is the overlord of modern cinema. Watching any of his films, especially this one is better than sex. The plot, cinematography and acting is magical and very unique. Neil is also a technological genius and can use a computer more effectively and efficiently than most software developers.

Double down gotta be a parody project. It starts off in a location similar to the opening scene of Mission Impossible 2 and Neil Breen climbs rocks mimicking Tom Cruise the entire movie.

In the middle he made fun of James Bond by suiting up ,driving cars and trying to flirt with women.

The movie repeatedly tells us that Neil Breen is best at almost everything. But most of the time he fails. He failed to kidnap his target. He failed to cure cancer. He failed to stop the terror plot. He failed to resurrect his fiancee. Hence it has to be a parody.

Neil Breen was a real estate agent. Obviously he knows how to sell stuff to his target audience and that is what he has been doing by intentionally making these low budget movies with bad acting,script ...you name it... everything is awful in these movies and it is done on purpose. There are dozens of videos of the actors and actresses who appeared in these films . They all are saying the same thing that his movies don't have any script. Neil Breen never intended to make a traditional movie , otherwise he would have written scripts . Neil Breen wants to make his brand of movie.

I know that some of you won't believe me, but this movie actually makes The Room look good. Yep, it's that bad. How bad you ask? Well, how about voice over for the first 25 minutes of the film. How about an anti-hero (played by the director/screenwriter/head bottle washer) with the tech powers of a god, who eats tuna from a can in his rundown car. And when we do finally get dialog, it's so clumsily written it's laugh out loud funny. "Worst than 9-11, or the other major attacks like 9-11" And the plot? Good luck with that. How any movie with this much voice over can be as unfollow-able, hell just plain incomprehensible, is one of the wonders of the modern age. Is he a good guy, bad guy, crazy, sane? Who know? Who cares? You sure as hell won't. Trust me. There is absolutely NOTHING redeeming about this film.

Neil Breen is a writer, director, producer and the star in several movies of his own making. This is one of them.

There's a certain secret to watching a Neil Breen movie and that is, "just go with it". Trust me because otherwise you will be sitting there why is this scene happening and what was Neil Breen on when he wrote it. Trying to figure out what goes on in a Neil Breen movie leads to madness.

In this movie Neil Breen plays a secret agent / hacker / bio-weapon that is capable of curing brain cancer and using several laptops at once. These laptops are scattered all over the desert where a large majority of the movie takes place.

And really that's it. You can watch this movie and not really get the plot assuming there is one and he didn't just go all Scott Shaw on us and give it the "Zen film making technique" where there's no script, the loosest concept of a plot and you only act when the moment feels right.

Nobody in this, or any of his other movies, can act including Neil. It's like he got a bunch of amateurs together and let them loose.

Don't bother with this one, or any of his other movies, unless you are looking for something that it truly incomprehensible.