Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy

Gabriel Iglesias: A lot has changed, El Paso, a lot has changed. One thing's for sure, I'm still the fluffy guy.

[cheers from audience]

Gabriel Iglesias: And I say "fluffy" because that is the politically correct term. For those of you that don't remember, I used to say that there were five levels of fatness. Reason why I say "used to say" is because now there are six. Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Cruces. The original five were "big", "healthy", "husky", "fluffy", and "DAMN!". For those of you wondering, "What could be bigger than 'DAMN!'?" The new level's called "OH HELL NO!"

[laughter]

Gabriel Iglesias: What's the difference? You're still willing to work with level five. Example: If you're on an elevator and you're with your friend, and this really big guy gets on, and you and your friend look at each other and you're like, "DAMN!" But you still let the big guy ride your elevator. That's the difference. Level six, you see walking *towards* your elevator.

[growls]

Gabriel Iglesias: "OH HELL NO!"