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Watched the first 10 minutes before I couldn't take the pretentious hosts any longer. Total crap, if I could give it negative rating, I would.

Love the concept of the show... however their voices will drive you to the edge. I thought it was just me until I started to read reviews. These are 2 grown women... is this seriously how they talk day to day or was it for the show?

Where do I start?

Their voices after 15 mins gave me a headache, they sound like the girls on white chicks.

Circles around shallow conversations with no real depth for a good makeover show.

I somehow watched all episodes unmuted because I was bored on a rainy Sunday and looking for something empty to binge watch. Not gonna comment on their vocal fry or their inexperience or their basic tastelessness since everyone else already did but I wanted to contribute with a Valley Girl to English dictionary in case you get confused watching this:

Retro: I don't think they know what this means. Anything is retro. A blue swimming pool is retro. A surfboard is retro. Since their vocabulary consists of 15 words they label anything and everything as retro. Don't think too much of it when they say retro, they mean to say "pretty".

Super Retro: Means it has actual vintage vibes.

Real Retro: Vintage.

Art: Anything that came out of a colored printer.

Statement: Either big or weirdly colored anything is statement.

Design moment: Means you can take an Instagram photo at this spot.

You're welcome.

The premise is interesting. Most makeover reality shows have a formula: start from almost nothing, rebuild/reconstruct, overcoming all potential obstacles. The end result, the property is magically a showplace by the final grand unveiling. The hosts start out as somewhat pleasant, well intentioned, and of course good looking and if they're women, well dressed with perfect hair and makeup, even when they have paint or plaster on them. The viewers usually know ahead of time what they're in for.

The problem with this one is the hosts. BFF's probably in their mid 30's, they act and sound like high school valley girls or girls being played in a Saturday Day Night Live skit with Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig. High pitched squeals about color tiles or lamps become very annoying, very quickly. After watching 2 of the 6 episodes, even know I am interested in seeing the finished project, I don't think I can sit through another episode. When you watch reality makeover shows, you expect the hosts to be slightly self absorbed. These 2 are grating and obnoxous!