Guns of Eden

I honestly only watched this because of actress Brooke Lewis Bellas. Any Brooke fans just know the trailer makes it seem like she's in it more. But, she came and went. A travesty I say as this is a waste of super talent. With that rant over I'm legit surprised how fun this film was. Cheesy AF and low budget, but overall I had fun. I've seen enough of these and some can drag. This one went by pretty quickly (thought in fairness it's also shorter than expected) I think the ending was either trying to set up for a sequel or maybe there's a message it was trying to state that went over my head? Either way, it just felt unsatisfying. But overall still had fun.

Where do I begin? Besides the directors hiring every Newby under the sun with bad acting skills, the tactical advisor should be fired or go back to Mall cop school. This was absolutely thee worst movie I have seen in a long time! What's worse is that this so-called movie was actually allowed to be aired! This movie is an insult to every Soldier, cop and law enforcement agency world wide! The dialogue and acting was laughable and the only reason I kept watching was because I enjoyed pointing out the mistakes and laughing at them! Oh and how I laughed! Definitely not worth watching and I will 100 percent advise viewers to skip this abomination and save themselves the agony of watching this.

Near the beginning of this one an off duty cop shoots a real cop, who is not wearing his standard issue vest while on duty. -1 Star

If you are going to portray cops, at least make an attempt to be accurate.

Oh man, the acting in this bomb is almost as bad as the script. What a horrid, horrid thing. I had to shut this off 18 minutes in. That's all I could make it.

1/10.

And IMDB has now made it so a review has to have 600 characters before it can be entered. I really don't expect that to last very long because people are sure to complain about it. But until that happens I guess we have to expect reviews to be long winded and sometimes about absolutely nothing to do with the show in question.

First off.... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS DOG OF A MOVIE !!!!!!! Worst thing I have seen all year. The plot is a joke. From the description- Plot: "Four weekend campers are hunted by an armed militia." SERIOUSLY ? This is an agenda, and a weak one at that. Militias have nothing better to do than "hunt weekend campers" ? This is an attempt to give militias a bad name. I think the second movie I have seen with the same plot in like a couple months. Script-horrible. Acting-horrible. Plot-even worse. Laughably ridiculous. Militas were created to protect citizens, NOT "hunt weekend campers". I can only reiterate how bad this movie is and how watching paint dry is more entertaining. SERIOUSLY DO NOT waste your time on this dishrag posing as a real movie. Time watching this tripe is time you will never get back.

We have some of the worst acting of recent times. It is so fake you might only watch it because it is so bad that you laugh at the actor's lines and the music. This again is another 2023 movie which is only noteworthy because it is so bad which follows the last few years of terrible B grade movies being put out.

If you not tired but need sleep use this moving to help bore, you into a great night's sleep.

I am glad some other person had fun watching it as they may be the only one. If they are trying for sequal maybe the actors will pay the studio for exposure as this group was very ordinary. When will we see quality again - hopefully soon.