The Parables Retold

I found this quite by accident through Angel Studios, whom I was familiar with because of The Chosen series, which is also highly recommended.

Set in a (not so distant?) dystopian future, it follows Luke as he's writing the Gospel of Luke and, through his experiences that will become, the Book of Acts in the Bible. Of course, like the aforementioned series, some liberties are taken as action and conversations that do not appear in (or have been updated from) Holy Scripture are included.

Luke and his Biblical companions - members of the Way including Mary Magdalene, James, Barnabas, John Mark and Peter - are on the run or in hiding from the authorities who want to stop the proliferation of any information about Jesus and His teachings. While in flight, five of Jesus's Parables are told, also in modern contexts:

The Sower, The Good Samaritan, The Hidden Treasure, The Talents and The Rich Fool

I'm not sure how I feel about the dystopian environment but am interested in seeing how it plays out, e.g. How well the characters will be developed as in The Chosen, but the Parables are fantastic, every one of them!

Yes, I realize that they were taking the New Testament and placing the actions in some utopian time.

I can't even figure out what was the purpose for making this movie.

It basically is showing how Luke was gathering all his information for his gospel.

Luke's role could have been more of the center and stronger character, for instance, acting more like an inquisitive reporter trying to pull a good story together.

It seemed rather choppy, with the scenes jumping around quite a bit. I know that to pull it together so that it would flow smoothly would require adding much content that is not within the Bible, I'm sure that most people viewing this video are regular readers of the Bible.

The director was trying very hard to include interesting moments, but for me it did not flow very smoothly. I was constantly thinking "where are they going with this?".

For me, the best part was that it finally ended.

Sorry about that, but I feel I wasted two hours.

Was it entertaining? No!

Was it informative? No!

Did it I make ny faith stronger? No!

Did I feel that it showed how the apostles would have felt and acted in today's world? I just couldn't grab that concept either.

"Testament" was filmed on a 50k budget. I love low-budget fantasy, so I thought I'd give it a shot. And interestingly, they made a good series of 5 shorts fit into a coherent whole. And there are enough characters in there to be a good series.

I hope the makers read this, because I intend it as positive feedback for their upcoming series:

We already live in the dystopian future painted in "Testament". If you want the upcoming series to 'hit hard' , do what "Black mirror" does, take a 'topic of the week' (like social media) and turn it up to 11 - to display the dangers it brings to our society (and to Faith in general). To work, a concept like this one can't go half-way. It needs to SLAP.

Testament is self-aware - "A good story can change a life" says a character. The parables ARE evidently good stories, but most people, including atheists, know them by heart (and sometimes dislike them for being so well, "known").

Therefore, whereas "the Chosen" goes courageously off-piste to bring an experience that doesn't feel like Sunday school, Testament ends up doing the opposite - taking a modern day setting to place existing story lines most know by heart - and now we're headed back to Sunday school... NOT enjoyable or bingeable television.

If you're reading this, know that I enjoyed the film and the concept, but I think if you want to be truly successful and go global, you need to:

A) drop the PG rating (The Bible would be rated R if put on film), completely. Opt to make a movie for adults or for children, but not both.

B) forgive the childish 'moral dilemmas of the lady hesitating to return the 20 pound note or becoming straight evil following her lottery winnings. Also, anti-world-government activists are not all nazis, in fact most hate nazis. Also, we're not children.

C) push the parables to their logical extreme to add an element of surprise while staying true to the "goals" of the material, NOT the material itself. I mean, a parable of a treasure is not a parable of a treasure if you know.. there's an actual 'pirate booty'-style treasure in it.

D) drop the black/white morality of it all. The Bible is a brilliant text because even in the book of Jobs it is said not to turn God's teachings into 'simple allegories'. And sadly, this falls into the 'too simple' category.

E) make the cops, cops. They aren't temple guards anymore, they're called 'police'. And to create a paramilitary wing of a non-descript 'authority' doesn't really feel 'modern'. A 'ministry of truth' would link orwellian concepts to the distopian present quite well, sprinkled with some 'brave new world' ignorant blissfulness.

As for 'the adversary', I REALLY liked the "Mr Smith" element of it, but it was let down by his lack of on-screen presence I'm afraid, which isn't helped by the the poor sound recording and make him feel well... not very 'threatening'.

5/10 - Good effort and I look forward to see where this is going next.

From the creators of The Chosen comes Testament: The Parables Retold, and honestly, this one was a pleasant surprise. Unlike the often controversial inaccuracies in The Chosen, which left me unimpressed, this film brings something fresh and creative to the table.

The story follows the Disciples on the run after Jesus' ascension, hiding from Jewish authorities who are out to kill them. What sets this movie apart is its bold choice to reimagine the narrative in a modern-day setting. Think skyscrapers, soldiers with full gear, walkie-talkies, and industrial warehouses. It's a unique take that brings a new perspective to familiar stories.

The real standout for me, though, was how they wove in Jesus' parables. They were reconstructed beautifully, staying true to their core messages while fitting seamlessly into the modern backdrop. The writing in those scenes was top-tier, making the parables the highlight of the film.

As for the acting, it was decent-nothing extraordinary, but it got the job done. The cinematography wasn't great, but that's expected for a low-budget production. Still, the potential here is undeniable. With the right funding, this concept could truly shine. If I had the resources, I'd definitely back a bigger-budget remake of this.

In short, while it's not without its flaws, Testament: The Parables Retold is a creative and thoughtful reimagining of biblical stories, and it's worth checking out.

I struggle to write this review as I really wanted this movie to excel like other Angel offerings.

The basic premise is fantastic. Put Luke and the other disciples in the modern, though slightly distopian era.

Sadly, the result is slow and is a bit all other the place. I failed to engage in any of the characters.

As others have noted, the modern retelling of the parables is so progressive, it at times appears to diminish the divine.

As a positive, I appreciate that this was a UK production.

I really want to encourage Angel in their endeavours, but this one just misfires. Overall, acting is good, it isn't cheesy, it is fundamentally too long and at the end I'm not sure where we actually landed.