Jim Halpert: I just want to say how happy we are that all of you are here tonight, and I want to specially thank those of you who have travelled from far away to be here with us tonight. Specially the Florida cousins, who obviously can't take a hint. Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend, and I had to do the hardest thing that I ever had to do, which was just to wait. Don't get me wrong, I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photocopy, didn't need your help that many times. And do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive a stick?
Pam Beesly: Like a year.
Jim Halpert: I've been driving a stick since high school, so... yes. For a really long time that's all I had, I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I worked with, but I think even then I knew that... I was waiting for my wife. So, I would like to propose a toast. So, if you'd all raise your glasses... Not Pam, for obvious reasons, but everyone else. If you would raise your glasses...
Sylvia: Which obvious? Why can't Pam drink?
Jim Halpert: Pam can't drink? I didn't-- I shouldn't have said that. I don't know why I did. She can do whatever she wants, though she shouldn't. She shouldn't because she's an alcoholic. Pam is an alcoholic. That's not true. I-- no. What we want-- the real reason is that, that Pam's pregnant.
