Due Justice

Holy crap this movie is funny by accident. If you like bad cinema and can pick up easily on mistakes and obvious signs of low budget and lack of talent - this movie is kind of a blast. I could def see this ending up on best of the worst type lists eventually, but prob not just because nobody knows about it.

The plot makes no sense, lines of dialogue are up front and explain what a character is thinking or about to do, the vampire from twilight who carried around plastic bags full of eggs for no reason is a buff ex army lawyer, explosions look like plug-in after effects anyone can do, they say things like 'oh no are you having another brain zap', pedro from Napoleon dynamite starts having noir style narration then just stops, and this is like if Neil Breen made an action movie with nicer cameras than he usually has.

We found ourselves cracking up regularly at what was happening- the effects, the acting, the lines of dialogue being spoken that were apparently not jokes, etc.

I love vigilante movies even mediocre ones but this was bargain basement. Only Jeff Fahey was passable.

There was ZERO ACTION in this, just exposition. It was 95 minutes bet felt longer than Gone With The Wind.

And Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite as a tough detective? Come on ... He was unwatchable. Jon Heder would have been more believable.

How a no talent hack like Lutz has a career is beyond me. He is an embarrassment in everything he is in. I'd rather watch that awful Hercules movie he was in than this POS. He speaks in a monotone throughout the entire movie. This is bad even for a free Tubi movie.

In my humble opinion, the actors were so bad that I believed they were ex porn stars who wanted to go legitimate. I honestly feel they should either go back to porn or find a different line of work.

The story line had potential for an average B movie, but it just never felt realistic. The "Bad Guys" were more humorous than vicious. The "Good Guys" were questionable and not very likable.

If you have nothing better to do it is a slightly entertaining way to kill some time.

Kind of campy. Kind of cheesy. I can't think of anything else to say about the movie.

I think I will go to bed. Nighty night!

Wish I had read some of these reviews before watching this movie. I could have saved myself a couple of hours of disappointment. The movie is so lame, not even B grade. The casting must have been done by Stevie Wonder as the criminal gangs lack any credibility or fear factor, the most unintimidating crooks I have seen in any movie in my life. The fact that the lead cop in the movie is Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite suggests maybe suggests the person casting had a sense of humour, but the only joke is how bad the movie is, the acting is amateurish, and the script lacks any credibility, there is no real suspense, no memorable moments. You walk away thankful that its over and it is not one you will watch again.

As bad as it gets. Disjointed, amateur actors, non existent script. Flips around to different time periods. So confusing and silly. The casting is just so bizarre. It's so bad it's surreal. The detective on the case is so poorly cast. And you will have no idea what he's doing. It's difficult to find the number of pejoratives I need to fill this review and get it published. Nothing is clear as far as who the main characters are or why they do what they do. Most things they do are just to move the silly inconsequential plot along. Just so bad. I will say it's pretty well filmed which is a true waste of money and video tape. I really wonder what the producers were thinking in funding this nonsense. I also blame Comcast for streaming this junk. I think this review is long enough to get published. Yeah! Please do me a solid and don't watch this. Picking the lint out of your ear is far more exciting.