Pornstars Like It Big 5

Half the Brazzers vignettes here involve threesomes, hitting the spot for fans of group sex.

There are also several porn parodies, including "European Psycho", starring Danny Mountain in a rather serious imitation of the Bret Easton Ellis classic that starred Christian Bale on the big screen. He humps Angelina Valentine and Ryder Skye, similar femme types, and then with implied violence, offs them.

Mountain is also credited for a scene in which he does not appear. Ben English, his fellow Brit Porn veteran, is the judge of an American Idol riff titled "Brazzers Idol", in which Whitney Fears sings and gives a blow job (uncredited role) followed by a full sex scene with Jayden Jaymes and August.

Another Brit Porn great, Carmel Moore plays two contrasting angels come down to Earth, one with black wings and the other with white. She gets to hump strip club manager Tony DeSergio, yet another import from England.

Reality-TV of the Big Brother variety is lampooned in a dumb scene where Nicole Aniston and Julia Bond have to stay a week before the surveillance cameras in a house with no cock, until Brazzers Researcher Scott Nails humps them.

Strictly filler is Bree Olson, post-Adam & Eve stardom, sort of playing herself as a fan Joe Blow gets to have sex with her. Another alumna, following her stardom at Wicked, Mikayla is featured in the bonus scene, also having sex with Blow.

Not very imaginative, but a set of Brazzers vignettes saved (as usual) by casting.

Brit Porn great Carmel Moore is wonderful in a dual role, portraying a pair of angels, one with black wings and the other with white, who descend to Earth, plainly in order to have sex. Tony DeSergio, as a strip club manager, is the lucky recipient of Black Wings' servicing, while White Wings does without.

A couple of threesomes hit the spot, and a trio of porn parodies are diverting. Danny Mountain stars in "European Psycho", a heavily-plotted Brazzers vignette taking off on the Bret Easton Ellis classic. A riff on reality-TV in the "Big Brother" vein has Nikki Benz and Julia Bond competing for a $25,000 prize under constant camera surveillance to see if they can last for a long period without cock. "Brazzers Idol" is a talent contest with Ben English as a judge (and sex stud), but sloppy credits list him as Joe Blow instead, with Joe properly credited for a vignette in which he has sex with Bree Olson, playing (sort of) herself.