Frat Party

I know, you wanted to get laid right? "Hey Baby, want a part in my new movie?..." What an incredible piece of garbage. I mean, how did this make it to DVD let alone Cable. Not one of them could act(except Jesse Jane...Love you baby!). They screwed up lines and you kept it in the movie. The Editing, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what is with all the statue shots for the wedding scene, endless crap shot fillers of Napa. Don't tell me, let me guess, you wrote off the whole wine country trip as an expense for this schlock fest of a movie. Why in the road trip transition scenes did you decide to show a shot of the crappy Toyota instead of the Challenger? Did the Rental run out and you needed another crappy filler to make the 90 minutes? Girls Gone Wild is better than this thing that someone called a movie.

Oh yeah, let's not forget about the Mario Brother's accent for the Father of the bride. Really, that is the best Italian accent you could do? None would have been better.

I could go on forever with this. For those of you you who rated this above 2 stars, you're the reason American cinema is dying!

This is hands down the worst movie I've ever seen; in fact, it's likely the worst movie ever made. I can only assume that the reviewers that found anything positive about this movie are the actors' parents. It's worth watching, however, just so you can say that you've seen the worst movie ever made. It's worse than Gigli. Frat Party provides an answer to all those times you've watched a terrible movie and asked yourself, "how can it get any worse?" It's just terrible. Honestly, aside from saying over and over how terrible this movie is, I have nothing constructive to add because the movie contains very little substance. Wow. Terrible.

I have to admit: I'm writing this review while watching the movie, reason being I'm just plain bored with it, and because the plot and the rate at which things happen is so slow that you really don't need to give it your full attention.

This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen- and not in so-bad-it's-great way, rather in a so-bad-it's-depressing way.

The editing especially is just horrible. There are scenes where the camera goes out of focus! Shots are cut too late, and the music is preposterous and intrusive, not to mention all of the montages meant to burn time because the plot just doesn't hold up.

The one occasion in which I really laughed during the film is when the Italian dad character does THE WORST Italian portrayal ever. Words can not describe. If there is one reason to watch this movie, is to see that. But let me save you the time: simply go to minute 24 of the film. Wait until you see him shaking his hands in the most outrageous over acted moment in the history of bad Italian impressions, and hit stop. I just saved you a couple of hours of your life. You're welcome.

Germany has re-titled this movie and named it "College Animals 4" (yes it's not the first movie they have re-titled)! While the series movies have nothing to do with each other. Of course it is not a great movie and Jesse Jane is playing herself (not in that manner), which is a shame, because it'd be interesting to see if she can actually act (her cameo in Entourage was far better that this too).

But I actually liked the main characters. If they just had a better script it might actually have worked. Because the actors weren't half bad (the female lead having played in a couple of Entourage episodes as well). But the cell phone thing is just plain bad and the resolution in the end is not only predictable but borderline stupid. Still the actors are sweet enough for you to almost like this ... Shame then

The "2" rating is here because the women in this movie were HOT!!! That being said, this movie was horrible. Someone in another review compared it to American Pie. Ha ha maybe the American pie spin-off's that went straight to DVD, as this did as well! There's really not much point to this movie, and the acting was HORRIBLE. The "Italian" characters were so poorly portrayed it's actually humorous. The Italian women, at least, were good to look at and didn't attempt Italian accents. I felt like someone had about $10,000 to waste, and made this movie. Then they spent the other $9,000 on a fishing boat. Fast forward thru this movie to look at boobs, and that's about it. If you're a Mr. Skin member, he'll give you the times and details!