Centervagt

Is this really what is left in Danish Comedy.

Someone should have stop this Project. Normally I Can laugh or at least giggle the stupidest things. But not from this movie. I have seen my share of bad movies during my 46 years here on earth. To be honest. But this takes the price. WHY??

I feel sad on behalf of the actors. But at least they got payed. I "lost" money and time. DO NOT WATCH THIS.

Go se The Room in stead. At least You probably Will get a laugh.

Finally "Stjerner uden hjerner" got beaten.

0,5 Stars from me.

"Dårligdommerne". Give'em hell.

The actors, the real life drama, the fun.... WAUW!!!

DO NOT LISTEN TO ANGRY PEOPLE AND HATERS..... This film is a New high, in comedy!! Thesr Guys put there aLL in to this movie, there are no short cuts its right down to real deal as you can come, when you make a comedy...!

I have alias loved danish movies in generel no matter if its horror, drama, socialrealism, war, indy, crime or comedy... But with this on i think the danens have done it again.

I have never laught so Hard and so lang in my life.... ofcaus there are subtiles, but it fells like to me that they get pretty good.... If you miss a really good LOL... DO NOT MISS THIS!

*** *** *** PLease Dont miss it.

It is one of the worst danish movie i have ever seen, it is simply so boring that i almost fell asleep when i saw the movie. If i know it was so boring before i begin to see it, i would never have seen it. It is not a movie i would recommend to anyone. It's an hour and a half of amateur advertising for your local shopping center. As adult movie, 'Centervagt' is an inexplicable failure in every imaginable way. A film so poor that you almost feel sick to your stomach on behalf of the actors. It is terrible to see normally good actors to take part in such a bad movie. I really hope that they get some good money to play in this movie.

I've always enjoyed watching all sorts of movies; comedy, thriller, romantic, sci-fi, drama... you name it. As a middle-aged man I watched my part, and this movie most likely qualifies as one of the worst - if not the worst - movie experiences ever.

I have a really hard time understanding and explaining to myself why and how a well educated, well instructed and rather famous crew got themselves into this project.

The plot is annoyingly simple, the dialogue is nowhere close to funny, and the outcome is even worse.

Trust me on this - or try out for yourself and spend some time after watching trying to figure out why you did not trust me.

Taking the new Danish generation of comedians, actors, directors, and filmmakers to show what can be done is very nobel indeed.

But badly adopting an already poor storyline (Mall Cop) only to make a poorer version is simply disastrous waste of time, money, and talent.

Please, please, please... NEVER do that again.