There's something about low-budget films that give me a tickle, and this one is no different.
Anyone can get the gist of the story by the summary alone. If you don't understand, it's essentially a movie about different characters in different stories that have no overall impact towards the end other than their own "ending," if you can say that.
Some of them are incredibly short, like five minutes of screen time, other times the director gives you a gift in which the story lasts as long as ten minutes. Suburb. I for sure thought these were all student films from a class where the prompt was "make a horror movie with a budget of five dollars," and off these little students went and made some fantastic performances such as "can you uncover your chi-chis?" No joke, I had an absolute laughing fit when I heard this line said, not once, but twice!
I would give it ten stars if there was at least some conclusion to most of these shorts, however, many of them end in a rather unsatisfying or ambiguous end that makes no sense.
If you like bad horror movies (and let's be honest, there is no shortage of them) give this one a watch. It's so mind-boggling dumb it's hard not to just enjoy the bad effects, the bad makeup, and let's not forget, the bad acting. A true classic amongst men.
I wouldn't watch it again unless I was torturing a few more friends of mine, but it can certainly kill a few hours if you're truly that bored with yourself in these trying times. Grab some popcorn, a few snacks (and maybe a couple of shots), and you can have a fantastic, forgettable night of nothing but the looming question of "chi-chis."
