Penthouse: Fast Cars Fantasy Women

For as long as women have been getting naked companies have been pairing them with high-end cars or motorcycles. I could tell you these themes don't do much for me, but that point is irrelevant if it delivers hot scenes. 'Fast Cars Fantasy Women' is a vintage title from Penthouse and pretty weak all things considered.

A standard montage intro featuring a rock track tries to establish mood which leads to "Porsche 935 DP Turbo". Yes every scene is named after the car featured and not the lady. Now a silly female voiceover that'd fit in a car commercial oozes about how great the car is as a busty blonde strips and poses in & outside of it (4.5 mins). "Porsche Speedster" goes B&W with a behind the scenes feel. I really dislike this presentation as it doesn't make for a good viewings and leaves me with little to say about the two ladies featured (4 mins).

"Stutz Bearcat II" has the return of the voiceover. I really don't care to hear about the car, but a busty brunette gets some nice views (6 mins). "Mercedes 300 SL" leaves a stuffy set to an actual farm where the car and the busty blonde cowgirl Brandy 'Jisel' Ledford - PotY 1992 - are featured. This is without a doubt the highlight of the video. She looks great, it has the right attitude and water from a hose comes into play. That's also her on the box cover (3.5 mins).

"Ferrari Testarossa" takes us back to a set when the blah voiceover continues and the scene takes A LONG time to get going. Four minutes are completely wasted, but even then it's not very hot with the lady featured (8.5 mins). "Mercedes 500 SL" is a girl/girl where a cop (Julie Strain) pulls over the lady in the car and gets frisky. Only thing worth mentioning is you can track down a hardcore version of this scene as the police nightstick is actually inserted inside Julie (6.5 mins).

"Ferrari California Spyder" has a set up where the model (dressed in ugly clothing) plays a janitor who falls in love with the car and puts on some lingerie and strips (8 mins). "Jaguar XK" is Teri Weigel playing a valet park attendant who falls in love with the cars owner. Which means a fantasy being with him in a sappy boy/girl of its age complete with a slow rock track (9 mins).

That's partly the problem here - the video's age - having came out in 1991. Because let's face it the standard for nudity has come a long way in the time since. 'Fast Cars Fantasy Women' is either a lame attempt to cash-in on a once popular craze or Penthouse forgot we don't need an excuse to ogle pretty ladies getting naked.

That's a flashy girl-stripping piece of TV. Every chapter considering a girl that strips near car under sensual narration of her sexual fantasy. Cars are shiny, lingerie is nice and pretty pricey. It is almost innocent erotic product by nowadays standards comparing to a things that flooded internet for last 20 years. It have its camera works and music but not as good as in Playboy films of the same era.

It's a product for its purpose. When you all alone, and all you want to do is switch off your neocortex, and fall into a spinal and primitive amusement of main teenage activity.

Funny thing that half of cars are just fake plastic replicas of luxury models. Just as breasts of half of the performers. I think it's funny.