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Cockneys vs Zombies

  • 2012
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 28m
IMDb RATING
5.9/10
21K
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Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)
The Bow Bells Care Home is under threat and the McGuires – Andy, Terry, and Katy – need to find some way to keep their grandfather and his friends in the East End, where they belong. But, when you’re robbing a bank, zombie invasions makes things a lot harder. And let’s face it, they need all the help they can get when their bank-robbing experts turn out to be Mental Mickey and Davey Tuppance. As contractors to an East London building site unlock a 350-year old vault full of seriously hungry zombies, the East End has suddenly gone to hell and the Cockney way of life is under threat. Equipped with all the guns and ammo they can carry, it’s up to the gang to save the hostages, their grandfather, and East London from zombie Armageddon.
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A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.

  • Director
    • Matthias Hoene
  • Writers
    • Matthias Hoene
    • James Moran
    • Lucas Roche
  • Stars
    • Rasmus Hardiker
    • Harry Treadaway
    • Michelle Ryan
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    5.9/10
    21K
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Matthias Hoene
    • Writers
      • Matthias Hoene
      • James Moran
      • Lucas Roche
    • Stars
      • Rasmus Hardiker
      • Harry Treadaway
      • Michelle Ryan
    • 101User reviews
    • 153Critic reviews
    • 52Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 2 wins & 1 nomination total

    Videos6

    Theatrical Trailer
    Trailer 2:25
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Opening Credits
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Opening Credits
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Opening Credits
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Opening Credits
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: They're Dead Already (US)
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: They're Dead Already (US)
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Nobody Messes With My Tracy (US)
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: Nobody Messes With My Tracy (US)
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: You Should Be Safe In There Now Probably (US)
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: You Should Be Safe In There Now Probably (US)
    Cockneys Vs Zombies: The Elderly Fight The Undead (US)
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    Cockneys Vs Zombies: The Elderly Fight The Undead (US)

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    Rasmus Hardiker
    Rasmus Hardiker
    • Terry
    Harry Treadaway
    Harry Treadaway
    • Andy
    Michelle Ryan
    Michelle Ryan
    • Katy
    Ashley Thomas
    Ashley Thomas
    • Mental Mickey
    Jack Doolan
    Jack Doolan
    • Davey Tuppence
    Georgia King
    Georgia King
    • Emma
    Tony Gardner
    Tony Gardner
    • Clive
    Alan Ford
    Alan Ford
    • Ray
    Honor Blackman
    Honor Blackman
    • Peggy
    Tony Selby
    Tony Selby
    • Darryl
    Georgina Hale
    Georgina Hale
    • Doreen
    Dudley Sutton
    Dudley Sutton
    • Eric
    Richard Briers
    Richard Briers
    • Hamish
    Natalie Walter
    Natalie Walter
    • Bank Manager
    Phil Cornwell
    Phil Cornwell
    • Grainger
    Josh Cole
    • Davvers
    Gary Beadle
    Gary Beadle
    • Greg
    Finlay Robertson
    Finlay Robertson
    • Eddie
    • Director
      • Matthias Hoene
    • Writers
      • Matthias Hoene
      • James Moran
      • Lucas Roche
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    User reviews101

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    7gavin6942

    Shockingly Good

    A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.

    When I heard the title of this film, I kept thinking there was no way this could possibly be good. The reviews were consistently positive, but that title was just so bad. Hopefully others are not scared off by the lame name, because the critics were right -- this is a winner.

    We have a rocking soundtrack that keeps the pace and flow going, one of the best chase scenes ever put to film, some clever moments in a subgenre (zombie films) that should be completely used up by now... and some elderly folks with big guns.

    Others have said this is "Shaun of the Dead" meets "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels". That may be fair -- it is as good as both of these films, and really needs to be seen. I can see it becoming a cult classic alongside "Shaun"...
    6bbickley13-921-58664

    Nice and funny Zombie film.

    Old people vs. Zombies, now that's a twist for ya.

    My favorite part of the movie was the beginning. It reminded me of Return of the living dead, which is one of my favorite movies ever. It's rare to get an origin story of where the Zombies come from.

    Ray Macguiren was a cool character. An old army vet a bit angry at the world who gets back in the battle by saving his fellow senior citizens from the zombie infestation. One cool concept was Mental Mickey, a deranged war vet who has a metal plate in his head so when he turns into a Zombie you can kill him like the rule book tells you to.

    Overall the movie was pretty funny and enjoyable. Glad I watched it. It's not Shawn of the Dead, but the Brits made another great Zombie flick.
    7kosmasp

    Clue is in the title

    I guess that's the best described movie title since Snakes on a plane. The movie delivers fully on its title and that's all you can expect from it, isn't it? A year ago Frightfest audiences were treated to a glimpse of some footage from the film. August 2012 the same audience (or whoever came again) got to see the whole film. And I'd say it played pretty well with most people.

    I liked it too. The humor is good, you get Cockney language thrown in a couple of times and one the slowest chases you'll see in any film. And it works really good tension-wise. Mr. Ford of course is a delight to watch and he must have had a lot of fun on the set. You can't and shouldn't take a movie like that serious. Otherwise you'd have trouble enjoying this
    6adamscastlevania2

    A good example of zombie based comedy

    (57%) Very much a movie that owes a great deal of its existence to "Shaun of the dead", and to a large extent that's no bad thing. It shares a super simplistic plot of its predecessor, only here it has got its head in the clouds a great deal more with its comedy bank job scenes and 17th century mummified zombies. The laughs themselves aren't of an equal quality of "Shaun of the dead", and they mostly derive from the very cockney turns of phrase, with the very funny Alan Ford giving it both barrels whenever the opportunity arises, and the sadly no longer with us Richard Briers gunning down zombies with an uzi from his zimmer frame. Overall it isn't a comedy classic, but it does offer exactly what it promises.
    6DanLives1980

    Thoroughly enjoyable zombie spoof

    You've seen 'Shaun of the Dead' and most likely almost every other zombie spoof as well if you're now looking up this zombie comedy. Well, I'll tell you that you're havin a bath if you spend more than a film on this, not that I condone half-inching dvds either! It's good, it has so many laugh out loud scenes and hilarious dialogue, and then it has Michelle Ryan, who I quite like.

    So, Terry and Andy are two brothers planning to rob a bank, with the aid of cousin Katy, nice but dim friend Davey Tuppence and local nutter Mental Mickey, all because the council is allowing the demolition of their granddad's retirement home. When the job goes bad, they're spared being shot by the police, when a sudden zombie outbreak lays waste to London's East End.

    Banded together with the bank robbing gang and the hostages they've taken, Terry and Andy must find a way to rescue granddad, with the £2 million they stole in tow. That's it in a nutshell and the rest comes down to the silly fun they have taking the gypsy's kiss out of every cockney stereotype in existence.

    What really sells it for me is Alan Ford as granddad Ray and his fellow retirees defending the nursing home from the undead. Foul mouthed cockney pensioner gangsters are always a bit of a laugh, but when he's backed up by Honor Blackman and Richard Briers, you're up for levels of ridiculousness you never thought you'd witness, and it's worth it.

    The special effects ain't half bad, I've seen many worse attempts taking themselves way more serious, and I've seen comedies with less laughs. Give it a go, by all means!

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    • Trivia
      The film makers appealed quite extensively via local newspapers in and around London for volunteers to play the parts of the zombies.
    • Goofs
      When escaping from the retirement home, Andy uses a bundle of 3 hand grenades called "The Bitch" to blow up the zombies in the hallway. All three grenades have blue-painted spoons and a hole in the bottom, which marks them as training blanks used in military training.
    • Quotes

      Eric: Those things are vampires! We need crucifixes, garlic, silver, holy water, and Christopher Lee!

      Ray Macguire: No, you soppy tart, those things are fucking zombies!

    • Crazy credits
      Mark Birmingham plays "Some Poor Bastard."
    • Connections
      Featured in WatchMojo: Another Top 10 Zombie Kills (2014)
    • Soundtracks
      Monster
      Written by Robin Hawkins, James Frost, Alex Pennie and Iwan Griffiths

      Performed by The Automatic

      Master recording courtesy of B-Unique Records

      Published by EMI Music Publishing

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    • Release date
      • August 31, 2012 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Official sites
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    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Thây Ma Trở Lại
    • Filming locations
      • Leven Road, Poplar, London, England, UK(street scenes)
    • Production companies
      • Kintop
      • Limelight
      • Molinare
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    • Gross worldwide
      • $107,348
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 28m(88 min)
    • Color
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    • Aspect ratio
      • 2.35 : 1

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