Kung Fu and Titties

Worst movie I've ever seen. I have over 1,600 movies on my watch list, this film is the only one that earned a 1 ranking, a feat unmatched even by stinkers like Mall Cop, Anchorman and The Waterboy.

The production value is what you'd expect from a backyard, make-it-up-as-you-go effort. The story is thin and juvenile, its origin very possibly a Dungeons and Dragons scenario created by a boob-obsessed 14-year old (redundant, I know). The dialogue is pointless and vapid, the acting is far below even small town theater level (the main villain's list of IMDb credits are apparently mostly appearances as an extra), the characters and costumes seem to be thrown together at random and there are no laughs, intentional or otherwise, unless you are entertained by the inadvertent exposure of man parts by a loin clothed karate-kicking extra . The camera operator can't resist zooming in and out at the drop of a hat, scenes are interrupted by random cuts of dancing semi-nude women and the martial "artists", allegedly local experts, look like backyard WWF wannabees.

Yes, as the title implies, the film features multiple topless, mostly attractive, mostly young women. Decades of casting directors know plenty of girls are wiling to take their clothes off for you if you just promise to put them in your movie. That's obviously still true, even for a flick as ridiculously bad as this one.

Not worth viewing even for the trainwreck aspect.

Not sure this even had script. Plot was followed but dialogue seemed to be made up ad lib. Kung fu was childish meant to be funny but was a bit dumb. Female nudity was seemed to be a secondary plot meant to also be funny. Reminded me Rowan and Martin's style comedy from the 70s.

If you think that a movie titled Kung Fu and Titties isn't gonna be a running joke, then you're missing the point and have bigger problems then not getting what this movie set out to accomplish. Relax, enjoy some boobs, bad acting, stupid jokes, and check your brain at the door.

If you like Troma movies, films that Brandon Tenold would review on YouTube, or still channel your inner 12 year old - you will have fun. It's absurd, takes itself not seriously at all, and the fact that everyone involved can keep a straight face (usually) is a feat unto itself. The randomness will keep you entertained.

Full disclosure....I am friends with some of the people who were in this movie. I try never to let that cloud by judgment, but hey, we're human! This film is EXACTLY what it's supposed to be....a romp through a landscape of absurd humor, and topless women. I went to the premiere and I laughed so many times through the film that I lost count. The audience was laughing, cheering, clapping, etc. constantly, which is exactly why I would go so see a movie like this.

Is the movie completely ridiculous? Of course it is! But I get the distinct impression that this is exactly what the director was aiming for. There's nothing worse than a film that is unintentionally funny, and this film definitely does NOT try and play it straight.

Of course it has it's flaws. There were some technical issues along the way and some of the comedic elements could have been a little more polished, but this is the world of indie cinema, where budget limitations, location constraints, etc. have a lot to do with the finished product.

The lead actor, Sean Monlar, was hysterical as Richard Titties, a struggling MMA fighter who gets transported to an absurd dimension where he does battle with villain Zeefros, who captures and imprisons women for the sole purpose of making them dance while topless. (Nice work if you can get it). He also has a bizarre obsession with indie film darling Raine Brown, and I can't say I blame him. The lovely and talented Seregon O'Dassey stars as Richard's girlfriend, Cynthia, who is also captured by Zeefros and is forced to.....well, you'll just have to see the film when it's released digitally and on DVD!! Bronson Pinchot lends a familiar face to the cast as a mystical Indian providing advice to Richard Titties along the way.

Overall, this was a fun romp through a completely absurd landscape filled with crazy characters and I enjoyed every minute of it!

I would give it 0 stars if possible. The makers of this film were on acid when they made this. The fact that someone tried to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie is absolutely absurd.