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Kung Fu and Titties

  • 2013
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
3.3/10
332
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Bronson Pinchot, Mike Marino, Raine Brown, Sean Molnar, and Sophia Disgrace in Kung Fu and Titties (2013)
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Richard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his ski... Read allRichard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his skills to defeat Zeefros and save the captive women.Richard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his skills to defeat Zeefros and save the captive women.

  • Director
    • Joseph McConnell
  • Writers
    • Joseph McConnell
    • Rob Cottignies
    • Melissa Libutti
  • Stars
    • Sean Molnar
    • Dante Briggins
    • Jonathan Kline
  • See production info at IMDbPro
  • IMDb RATING
    3.3/10
    332
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Joseph McConnell
    • Writers
      • Joseph McConnell
      • Rob Cottignies
      • Melissa Libutti
    • Stars
      • Sean Molnar
      • Dante Briggins
      • Jonathan Kline
    • 10User reviews
    • 5Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Sean Molnar
    • Richard Titties
    Dante Briggins
    Dante Briggins
    • Shirtless Guy
    Jonathan Kline
    • Marv
    Delphine
    • Jenny
    • (as Dixon Mason)
    Seregon O'Dassey
    • Cynthia
    Raine Brown
    Raine Brown
    • Raine Brown
    Evan Goldstein
    • Black Lightning
    Christian Acevedo
    • Thug #4
    Robin Corneby
    • Woman on Horse
    David Johanson
    • Random Guy
    Mike Marino
    Mike Marino
    • Gorilla
    Sophia Disgrace
    • Techno Babe
    John Archer Lundgren
    John Archer Lundgren
    • Zeefros
    Michael Emery
    Michael Emery
    • Thug #3
    Crystal Parra Acevedo
    • Tiffany
    • (as Crystal Parra)
    Leah Bay
    • Captive Woman
    Bronson Pinchot
    Bronson Pinchot
    • The Beaver
    Chiva Soriano
    • Bethany
    • Director
      • Joseph McConnell
    • Writers
      • Joseph McConnell
      • Rob Cottignies
      • Melissa Libutti
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    1willydoe71

    Dumbest movie ever made

    I would give it 0 stars if possible. The makers of this film were on acid when they made this. The fact that someone tried to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie is absolutely absurd.
    1drnossal

    Worst movie ever

    Worst movie I've ever seen. I have over 1,600 movies on my watch list, this film is the only one that earned a 1 ranking, a feat unmatched even by stinkers like Mall Cop, Anchorman and The Waterboy.

    The production value is what you'd expect from a backyard, make-it-up-as-you-go effort. The story is thin and juvenile, its origin very possibly a Dungeons and Dragons scenario created by a boob-obsessed 14-year old (redundant, I know). The dialogue is pointless and vapid, the acting is far below even small town theater level (the main villain's list of IMDb credits are apparently mostly appearances as an extra), the characters and costumes seem to be thrown together at random and there are no laughs, intentional or otherwise, unless you are entertained by the inadvertent exposure of man parts by a loin clothed karate-kicking extra . The camera operator can't resist zooming in and out at the drop of a hat, scenes are interrupted by random cuts of dancing semi-nude women and the martial "artists", allegedly local experts, look like backyard WWF wannabees.

    Yes, as the title implies, the film features multiple topless, mostly attractive, mostly young women. Decades of casting directors know plenty of girls are wiling to take their clothes off for you if you just promise to put them in your movie. That's obviously still true, even for a flick as ridiculously bad as this one.

    Not worth viewing even for the trainwreck aspect.
    7tstaruch

    Absurdist humor at its finest!

    Full disclosure....I am friends with some of the people who were in this movie. I try never to let that cloud by judgment, but hey, we're human! This film is EXACTLY what it's supposed to be....a romp through a landscape of absurd humor, and topless women. I went to the premiere and I laughed so many times through the film that I lost count. The audience was laughing, cheering, clapping, etc. constantly, which is exactly why I would go so see a movie like this.

    Is the movie completely ridiculous? Of course it is! But I get the distinct impression that this is exactly what the director was aiming for. There's nothing worse than a film that is unintentionally funny, and this film definitely does NOT try and play it straight.

    Of course it has it's flaws. There were some technical issues along the way and some of the comedic elements could have been a little more polished, but this is the world of indie cinema, where budget limitations, location constraints, etc. have a lot to do with the finished product.

    The lead actor, Sean Monlar, was hysterical as Richard Titties, a struggling MMA fighter who gets transported to an absurd dimension where he does battle with villain Zeefros, who captures and imprisons women for the sole purpose of making them dance while topless. (Nice work if you can get it). He also has a bizarre obsession with indie film darling Raine Brown, and I can't say I blame him. The lovely and talented Seregon O'Dassey stars as Richard's girlfriend, Cynthia, who is also captured by Zeefros and is forced to.....well, you'll just have to see the film when it's released digitally and on DVD!! Bronson Pinchot lends a familiar face to the cast as a mystical Indian providing advice to Richard Titties along the way.

    Overall, this was a fun romp through a completely absurd landscape filled with crazy characters and I enjoyed every minute of it!
    1texasgoalie

    Bad

    Well it's a bad movie, alot of shots have entire seasons change. Not alot of kung-fu, but alot of pissy fights.

    We don't know who is kidnapped until the far future of act 2. The grinding belt girl sums it all up. It's stupid. And poorly acted.,.

    The big baddy is an incontinent, who every line seems squeezed out of a Corpse.

    His henchmen are as equally daft.

    It's hard to find a film so bad you wish for JarJar, but they exist.

    Gotta pad out the review, It's a horrible movie be glad you've never seen it. Horrible weather has always had to do it was the loaf of a neighboring and the other.

    Bad, less worse than, well Stargames.
    9hummingbirdjazz

    Fabulous American Comedy

    Listen up Indie Film Lovers...THIS is a MUST SEE MOVIE!

    I went to the Premiere in Orlando, FL on August 8, 2013 and fell head over heals in love with "Kung Fu and Titties"

    If you are a fan of American Anthology Comedy, then this movie is right up your alley! Remember "The Groove Tube", "Flesh Gordon", "The Kentucky Fried Movie? Yeah...you know what I am talking about! Cerebral, visual and will not disappoint.

    Amazing cast, make-up, costumes, location, production crew and direction. I sincerely hope see more laughter medicine directed by Joseph McConnell in the near future.

    For a low budget film ... "A for Awesome" sums it up ~ KB

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    • Trivia
      No animals were in the screenplay. The animals that appear in the film wouldn't move out of the shot when the location owner called them.
    • Quotes

      Thug #3: Sir, you're destroying yourself. It's way too much refined sugar for you.

    • Connections
      Referenced in London Calling: Sophia Disgrace (2016)

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    • Release date
      • August 9, 2013 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
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    • Language
      • English
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    • Filming locations
      • New Jersey, USA
    • Production companies
      • KFT THE MOVIE
      • Nums Films
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      • $35,000 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 32m(92 min)
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      • 16:9 HD

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