Kung Fu and Titties

I would give it 0 stars if possible. The makers of this film were on acid when they made this. The fact that someone tried to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie is absolutely absurd.

Well it's a bad movie, alot of shots have entire seasons change. Not alot of kung-fu, but alot of pissy fights.

We don't know who is kidnapped until the far future of act 2. The grinding belt girl sums it all up. It's stupid. And poorly acted.,.

The big baddy is an incontinent, who every line seems squeezed out of a Corpse.

His henchmen are as equally daft.

It's hard to find a film so bad you wish for JarJar, but they exist.

Gotta pad out the review, It's a horrible movie be glad you've never seen it. Horrible weather has always had to do it was the loaf of a neighboring and the other.

Bad, less worse than, well Stargames.

Review posted Nov 2017 at which time the rating is rather distorted by the family and friends giving it 10/10 and likewise the reviews are lacking the basic honesty that general viewers would want in deciding whether to watch download etc. This is a laugh for some young lads perhaps but not a 'movie' or a film in any normal sense.

It is strictly amateur with no production values, filmed with a camcorder or equivalent and the odd display of topless nudity will be of interest perhaps to someone who has been in solitary confinement for a long period. It is obvious how poor this is within the first few seconds of viewing.

Considering the title, one would know about what to expect. This film is seemingly a parody and not a good one. The production value and budget is very clearly low.

The acting is subpar considering it seems like the "actors" don't exactly have much experience as they are quite amateurish. We understand the acting isn't meant to be taken serious but its noticeable there isn't much occurring.

The plot is non-existent and features a lot of random scenes which jumps back and forth. Featuring a lot of skin in about every other scene. Where we see topless women randomly appear in the background without explanation. It's meant for laughs but isn't funny. The dialogue seems like it was ad-lib at times. The film is seemingly quite long and feels longer than its one hour, thirty minute runtime. A lot could have been reduced and the film would be the same. Essentially this isn't exactly a "movie" but more so an amateur film made by friends.

Released back in 2013 and coming up on 10 years later this year, this film has not reached "cult status" like some thought it could have. With less than 250 total IMDB votes, this is an entirely forgettable film. We doubt it will gain many more votes in 5 and 10 years from now.

Listen up Indie Film Lovers...THIS is a MUST SEE MOVIE!

I went to the Premiere in Orlando, FL on August 8, 2013 and fell head over heals in love with "Kung Fu and Titties"

If you are a fan of American Anthology Comedy, then this movie is right up your alley! Remember "The Groove Tube", "Flesh Gordon", "The Kentucky Fried Movie? Yeah...you know what I am talking about! Cerebral, visual and will not disappoint.

Amazing cast, make-up, costumes, location, production crew and direction. I sincerely hope see more laughter medicine directed by Joseph McConnell in the near future.

For a low budget film ... "A for Awesome" sums it up ~ KB