Richard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his ski... Read allRichard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his skills to defeat Zeefros and save the captive women.Richard enters a supernatural realm to rescue his kidnapped girlfriend from Zeefros, a madman obsessed with breasts. Joined by his sister, a gorilla, and others, Richard must improve his skills to defeat Zeefros and save the captive women.
Crystal Parra Acevedo
- Tiffany
- (as Crystal Parra)
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I would give it 0 stars if possible. The makers of this film were on acid when they made this. The fact that someone tried to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie is absolutely absurd.
Full disclosure....I am friends with some of the people who were in this movie. I try never to let that cloud by judgment, but hey, we're human! This film is EXACTLY what it's supposed to be....a romp through a landscape of absurd humor, and topless women. I went to the premiere and I laughed so many times through the film that I lost count. The audience was laughing, cheering, clapping, etc. constantly, which is exactly why I would go so see a movie like this.
Is the movie completely ridiculous? Of course it is! But I get the distinct impression that this is exactly what the director was aiming for. There's nothing worse than a film that is unintentionally funny, and this film definitely does NOT try and play it straight.
Of course it has it's flaws. There were some technical issues along the way and some of the comedic elements could have been a little more polished, but this is the world of indie cinema, where budget limitations, location constraints, etc. have a lot to do with the finished product.
The lead actor, Sean Monlar, was hysterical as Richard Titties, a struggling MMA fighter who gets transported to an absurd dimension where he does battle with villain Zeefros, who captures and imprisons women for the sole purpose of making them dance while topless. (Nice work if you can get it). He also has a bizarre obsession with indie film darling Raine Brown, and I can't say I blame him. The lovely and talented Seregon O'Dassey stars as Richard's girlfriend, Cynthia, who is also captured by Zeefros and is forced to.....well, you'll just have to see the film when it's released digitally and on DVD!! Bronson Pinchot lends a familiar face to the cast as a mystical Indian providing advice to Richard Titties along the way.
Overall, this was a fun romp through a completely absurd landscape filled with crazy characters and I enjoyed every minute of it!
Is the movie completely ridiculous? Of course it is! But I get the distinct impression that this is exactly what the director was aiming for. There's nothing worse than a film that is unintentionally funny, and this film definitely does NOT try and play it straight.
Of course it has it's flaws. There were some technical issues along the way and some of the comedic elements could have been a little more polished, but this is the world of indie cinema, where budget limitations, location constraints, etc. have a lot to do with the finished product.
The lead actor, Sean Monlar, was hysterical as Richard Titties, a struggling MMA fighter who gets transported to an absurd dimension where he does battle with villain Zeefros, who captures and imprisons women for the sole purpose of making them dance while topless. (Nice work if you can get it). He also has a bizarre obsession with indie film darling Raine Brown, and I can't say I blame him. The lovely and talented Seregon O'Dassey stars as Richard's girlfriend, Cynthia, who is also captured by Zeefros and is forced to.....well, you'll just have to see the film when it's released digitally and on DVD!! Bronson Pinchot lends a familiar face to the cast as a mystical Indian providing advice to Richard Titties along the way.
Overall, this was a fun romp through a completely absurd landscape filled with crazy characters and I enjoyed every minute of it!
Not sure this even had script. Plot was followed but dialogue seemed to be made up ad lib. Kung fu was childish meant to be funny but was a bit dumb. Female nudity was seemed to be a secondary plot meant to also be funny. Reminded me Rowan and Martin's style comedy from the 70s.
Well it's a bad movie, alot of shots have entire seasons change. Not alot of kung-fu, but alot of pissy fights.
We don't know who is kidnapped until the far future of act 2. The grinding belt girl sums it all up. It's stupid. And poorly acted.,.
The big baddy is an incontinent, who every line seems squeezed out of a Corpse.
His henchmen are as equally daft.
It's hard to find a film so bad you wish for JarJar, but they exist.
Gotta pad out the review, It's a horrible movie be glad you've never seen it. Horrible weather has always had to do it was the loaf of a neighboring and the other.
Bad, less worse than, well Stargames.
We don't know who is kidnapped until the far future of act 2. The grinding belt girl sums it all up. It's stupid. And poorly acted.,.
The big baddy is an incontinent, who every line seems squeezed out of a Corpse.
His henchmen are as equally daft.
It's hard to find a film so bad you wish for JarJar, but they exist.
Gotta pad out the review, It's a horrible movie be glad you've never seen it. Horrible weather has always had to do it was the loaf of a neighboring and the other.
Bad, less worse than, well Stargames.
Considering the title, one would know about what to expect. This film is seemingly a parody and not a good one. The production value and budget is very clearly low.
The acting is subpar considering it seems like the "actors" don't exactly have much experience as they are quite amateurish. We understand the acting isn't meant to be taken serious but its noticeable there isn't much occurring.
The plot is non-existent and features a lot of random scenes which jumps back and forth. Featuring a lot of skin in about every other scene. Where we see topless women randomly appear in the background without explanation. It's meant for laughs but isn't funny. The dialogue seems like it was ad-lib at times. The film is seemingly quite long and feels longer than its one hour, thirty minute runtime. A lot could have been reduced and the film would be the same. Essentially this isn't exactly a "movie" but more so an amateur film made by friends.
Released back in 2013 and coming up on 10 years later this year, this film has not reached "cult status" like some thought it could have. With less than 250 total IMDB votes, this is an entirely forgettable film. We doubt it will gain many more votes in 5 and 10 years from now.
The acting is subpar considering it seems like the "actors" don't exactly have much experience as they are quite amateurish. We understand the acting isn't meant to be taken serious but its noticeable there isn't much occurring.
The plot is non-existent and features a lot of random scenes which jumps back and forth. Featuring a lot of skin in about every other scene. Where we see topless women randomly appear in the background without explanation. It's meant for laughs but isn't funny. The dialogue seems like it was ad-lib at times. The film is seemingly quite long and feels longer than its one hour, thirty minute runtime. A lot could have been reduced and the film would be the same. Essentially this isn't exactly a "movie" but more so an amateur film made by friends.
Released back in 2013 and coming up on 10 years later this year, this film has not reached "cult status" like some thought it could have. With less than 250 total IMDB votes, this is an entirely forgettable film. We doubt it will gain many more votes in 5 and 10 years from now.
Did you know
- TriviaNo animals were in the screenplay. The animals that appear in the film wouldn't move out of the shot when the location owner called them.
- ConnectionsReferenced in London Calling: Sophia Disgrace (2016)
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- Budget
- $35,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 32 minutes
- Color
- Aspect ratio
- 16:9 HD
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