American Virgin

OK, so i borrowed this movie from a buddy, and watched it by myself. I wasn't expecting much when i started it.. And i didn't get much. Just lots of boobies. But that has to be the only good thing about this movie. There is hardly any plot for it. And what little there is just dissolves towards the end of the movie.

As for the acting.. It's not great.. but watchable. It's a real shame that Rob Schneider is doing movies like this now.

But anyway, if you just want a movie with a large amount of nudity in it, then just watch this.

I Give it a 2* out of 5*

Enjoy.

Alex

You can probably tell by the name of the movie what you are in for if you choose to watch it. As far as teenage sex movies go, it's not the worst I've ever seen. But if you don't like stupid humor, boobs, or sex scenes, then you'll probably want to skip it. It kind of makes me want to take a hallucinogenic drug while talking to Rob Schneider though because it looks like it would be really funny.

Oh! The numbing limbo of a film thats not bad enough to be good. Some of the jokes weren't even all that terrible, they simply weren't delivered; each one fell from my tv speakers with a dull thud, laying on the ground motionless and stillborn, not an ounce of life ever in them.

I enjoyed the movie. Rob Schneider was funny and the supporting cast was strong. It was filmed in Detroit MI originally slated to be filmed in Louisiana. It's nice to see how far the supporting cast has come since filming. It has some adult situations, but the main theme is a love story. In the movie 'Naz' the antagonist female character drives a Red 1964 Cutlass f-85 convertible. After the movie wrapped I bought the car and am in the process of restoring it. It's a beautiful car and it drives wonderfully. I watch the movie a few times a year. There is a love song duet sung in my car half way through the movie, very nice song I have been trying to find out the name of the song since I hear it in 2010. Denny G MPLS MN

Just so you know you've been warned of something you already know. Remember when Brooke Shields starred in a show where they name her character after a play on her own name. The character was named River Fields. Okay now you're getting me. Hollywood for years has had a cottage industry in teen sex comedies. What play on words do you think that is? That's right. Teen means child. Do I have to tell you what sex means?? Hollywood is supported by the government to be a god, and anyone who had participates in the media is essentially part of that godhead and it does sound evil because it is. You can't get away with any of the things Hollywood gets away with if you don't work in Hollywood. You'd be arrested and that's the kindest thing that would happen to you. That's right, the play on words for sex is p o r n. Hollywood is allowed themselves to legitimately so-called legitimately, do child p o r n. For years. And it continues. And do not think there aren't any teenage actors involved. Under the age of 18. You want to delete this? You want to hide it?