Cruella
- Video
- 2013
- 2h 34m
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Lest you assume Brit Porn jerk Paul Chaplin is stealing from Disney with this porn parody of one of the studios' greatest villainesses, what he's actually done is commit a crime against humanity.
Lovers of bad movies are fond of throwing around inverted superlatives, so it is pointless to call this mess "the worst...". It is merely more blatantly incompetent and amateurish than usual for Chaplin and his goofy Bluebird Films label.
It's a defunct label that was recently resurrected to exploit its vast catalog, which includes apparently quite a bit of unreleased (and barely releasable) movies, most famous of which is the intriguing (via trailers) Ridley Scott ripoff "Babe Runners".
"Cruella", given wider release in 2019 but listed on its DVD back liner as a 2013 movie, stars the great Sensual Jane in the title role, but appears to be merely an improvised document of Chaplin's fetish of paying for sex with the stars by taking the myth of the horny movie producer to its logical extreme. Namely, for years as owner of Bluebird he paid top British and European porn actresses to have sex with him on screen. Except for a brief appearance by big-dicked actor Jamie Barry, Chaplin is the only male in the cast, having sex with a dozen beauties in each and every scene.
The sex occurs in orgies, another Chaplin fetish. Affecting an irritating stammer as if that was a funny gimmick, he childishly challenges his femme costars to follow along his nonsensical yammering about Cruella stealing dogs (just like in the Disney movies) and even has a couple of the actresses role-play as dogs, or more obviously subs in some BDSM fantasy of his making.
It's a nauseating rather than erotic spectacle.
Lovers of bad movies are fond of throwing around inverted superlatives, so it is pointless to call this mess "the worst...". It is merely more blatantly incompetent and amateurish than usual for Chaplin and his goofy Bluebird Films label.
It's a defunct label that was recently resurrected to exploit its vast catalog, which includes apparently quite a bit of unreleased (and barely releasable) movies, most famous of which is the intriguing (via trailers) Ridley Scott ripoff "Babe Runners".
"Cruella", given wider release in 2019 but listed on its DVD back liner as a 2013 movie, stars the great Sensual Jane in the title role, but appears to be merely an improvised document of Chaplin's fetish of paying for sex with the stars by taking the myth of the horny movie producer to its logical extreme. Namely, for years as owner of Bluebird he paid top British and European porn actresses to have sex with him on screen. Except for a brief appearance by big-dicked actor Jamie Barry, Chaplin is the only male in the cast, having sex with a dozen beauties in each and every scene.
The sex occurs in orgies, another Chaplin fetish. Affecting an irritating stammer as if that was a funny gimmick, he childishly challenges his femme costars to follow along his nonsensical yammering about Cruella stealing dogs (just like in the Disney movies) and even has a couple of the actresses role-play as dogs, or more obviously subs in some BDSM fantasy of his making.
It's a nauseating rather than erotic spectacle.
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- 2h 34m(154 min)
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