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Hard Times

Original title: Holy Water
  • 2009
  • R
  • 1h 34m
IMDb RATING
5.9/10
3.1K
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John Lynch, Dermot Crowley, Lochlann O'Mearáin, Cian Barry, and Cornelius Clarke in Hard Times (2009)
The village of Kilcoulins Leap was once a thriving spa town, and was home to a famous Holy Well, but now offers little by way of employment for its people, and its decline seems inexorable. When local Postie, Podger Byrnes, comes up with a plan to hijack a consignment of Viagra, and sell it on the open market in Amsterdam, his friends are desperate enough to try it. Not counting on the muscular response of Viagra's makers, the boys panic and hide the lorry load of Viagra down the town's Holy Well.
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The town of Kilcoulin's Leap will never be the same after a down-on-his-luck mailman botches a get-rich-quick scheme.The town of Kilcoulin's Leap will never be the same after a down-on-his-luck mailman botches a get-rich-quick scheme.The town of Kilcoulin's Leap will never be the same after a down-on-his-luck mailman botches a get-rich-quick scheme.

  • Director
    • Tom Reeve
  • Writer
    • Michael O'Mahony
  • Stars
    • John Lynch
    • Cornelius Clarke
    • Lochlann O'Mearáin
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.9/10
    3.1K
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    • Director
      • Tom Reeve
    • Writer
      • Michael O'Mahony
    • Stars
      • John Lynch
      • Cornelius Clarke
      • Lochlann O'Mearáin
    • 30User reviews
    • 8Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 nomination total

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    John Lynch
    John Lynch
    • Tom Gaffney
    Cornelius Clarke
    • Podger Byrnes
    Lochlann O'Mearáin
    Lochlann O'Mearáin
    • Donal O'Connell
    • (as Lochlann O'Mearain)
    Cian Barry
    Cian Barry
    • Sean Casey
    Susan Lynch
    Susan Lynch
    • Geraldine Gaffney
    Deirdre Mullins
    Deirdre Mullins
    • Kate Mulvey
    Linda Hamilton
    Linda Hamilton
    • Cory Williams
    Tom Lister Jr.
    Tom Lister Jr.
    • SixPac Jordan
    • (as Tommy 'Tiny' Lister)
    Stanley Townsend
    Stanley Townsend
    • Inspector Brian Hogan
    Angeline Ball
    Angeline Ball
    • PC Anne Mooney
    Ray Callaghan
    • Uncle Tim
    Frank Dunne
    • Old Ned Lynch
    Dermot Crowley
    Dermot Crowley
    • Father Grogan
    Pascal Scott
    • Mihal Casey
    Marianne March
    Marianne March
    • Sheila Casey
    Lisa Catara
    Lisa Catara
    • Kimberley Lopez
    Dara Clear
    • Pat
    Conor Moloney
    • Mike
    • Director
      • Tom Reeve
    • Writer
      • Michael O'Mahony
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    User reviews30

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    8tarkin-30324

    I had good laugh

    Do you want to relax? Something funny? Funny and no explosion- there it is. I had lots of fun watching it. Refreshing after all this mind game movies with twist after twist. I didn't set at the edge of my seat. I was laying comfortably on my couch. Have good time.
    5samthejudgeamos

    The plot promised a really good laugh

    Sadly the execution of said plot left a bit to be desired. Lightweight mediocre comedy which was at least painless to watch.
    8yris2002

    extremely amusing

    A small, sleepy Irish town, on wonderful cliffs, some funny characters, a comic plot bursting with gags and sound fun and the movie appeals, in every sense. If you want to enjoy a truly amusing picture, full of humanity, sounding picturesque but never grotesque, take a chance on "Holy water". You will spend 90 minutes in good company, with those realistic and true characters that only movies like these have (see for example the French "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis" to find a similar authentic cast), not being ruined by Linda Hamilton and company coming from the great Hollywood environment, on the contrary they amalgamate very well, to create a pleasant and always familiar atmosphere. Another enthusiastic, exciting, and authentic Irish-made comedy.
    7paul_m_haakonsen

    Quite good

    This movie turned out to be better than I had anticipated. I thought it was just going to be yet another comedy. But "Holy Water" is more than just your average comedy.

    The story was good and catchy right from the beginning, and it just got better and better as the story progressed throughout the movie. The characters in the movie were well fleshed out and had lots of depth.

    As for the cast. Well nothing to point your fingers at here. Although they did have fairly big names like Linda Hamilton and Tony "Tiny" Lister, the movie would have worked even without their names on the list.

    Well, it is not the kind of comedy that will leave you laughing yourself breathless, but it got enough satire and 'out there' comedy to keep you amused throughout the entire movie.

    If you are in for an evening, "Holy Water" is a good choice for a movie to watch. Though you should know that they are speaking English with heavy Irish accent, but that fact shouldn't keep movie fans at bay.
    9davidcollins1924

    Authentic? Who cares?

    I saw this film in London when it was release in February and was surprised when I read some negative reviews. Some sour-faced reviewer said there were no laughs in it. He must have seen a different film. But what annoyed me about the naysayers most was their insistence that it wasn't a good film because it was not filmed in Ireland, but in Devon and therefore not authentic and therefore no good! I can't see the logic to this argument at all. It's not a documentary, it's a comedy that happens to take place in Ireland with Irish characters. In fact all the Irish characters in the film are played by Irish actors(I have lots of free time to comb the net). I got some news for those who disliked this film for daring to be filmed not in Ireland; Gone with the Wind was not filmed in the "Deep South", but in Hollywood. The Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan films were not filmed in India or Africa, but in Hollywood. The Wizard of Oz was not filmed in the Land of Oz or even in Australia, but in Hollywood. WAKING NED (Irish film with a Scot playing one of the main leads) was filmed in the Isle of Man, not Ireland. Mary Poppins was not filmed in London, but in Hollywood.Okay, Seven Samuraii was filmed in Japan, but did the film-makers go back in time to the 1600s? No!NOT AUTHENTIC! Most of Titanic was filmed in a water tank in Mexico, not the North Atlantic. Casablanca was not film in Morrocco, but in ... you guessed it. Does it make any of those films less enjoyable knowing they are not "authentic"? If you answered yes, then go and write crappy reviews of films that are trying nothing more than to entertain you. How dare they? I WILL NOT FEEL GOOD AND POSITIVE BECAUSE I HATE HATE HATE. I WANTED TO WRITE NOVELS INSTEAD OF THREE COLUMNS IN A NEWSPAPER!!!! Anyway, I thought Holy WAter was a good film. Okay, it could have been better, but as far as I know it is a low-budget independent film that probably needed a break. But the school bullies have grown up and now write film reviews!"Let's kick it before it has a chance to get up"!

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    • Trivia
      Included in the credits are some recipes! Seriously - about 5 recipes. Bizarre.
    • Quotes

      Podger Byrnes: The American Swat Fellas, You should see the big fella they have with them. God! the big black fella he took out a big sniffer, and waived it all over me.

      Donal O'Connell: Yeagh! Well, will be seeing a lot more of that in prison!

    • Crazy credits
      Coq au Vin (serves 6) 1 Large Coq 18 shallots, 1 Bouquet Garni 1 litre Coq Stock 200 g diced back bacon 6 cloves garlic, 1 bottle of Merlot Method: Have your butcher prepare your Coq into 8 joints. Fry your coq pieces until a lovely golden colour forms, set aside. Fry bacon, add garlic and then shallots until a lovely golden colour emerges. Add above ingredients to your lovely golden Coq and keep frying in a casserole dish. Pour on Coq stock and bring to boil, add wine, put a lid back on and simmer, then... do the laundry, collect kids from school, do more groceries, rant and rave at the state of the traffic and congestion charges. Rush home, put youngest kid on naughty step. Cry briefly in laundry room, set table and Serve Coq with crusty bread... Then make pasta and ketchup because the kids don't like it. Give up, have a drink, and go to bed crying. Feck the dishes, you are nobody's slave!
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    • Release date
      • September 23, 2021 (France)
    • Countries of origin
      • United Kingdom
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    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Waters Rising
    • Filming locations
      • Devon, England, UK
    • Production companies
      • Centurion
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      • $148,498
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      • 1h 34m(94 min)
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      • 1.85 : 1

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