Darcey & Stacey

What's worse than a show about a Joker-faced narcissist? A show about twin Joker-faced narcissists!

Please, TLC, stop with these plastic surgery freaks.

This series is so very sad. Because we all live different lives, some trauma-filled, I typically refrain from criticizing others. However, when one publicizes their drama for profit, it's fair game.

At times I wasn't sure if I was watching "Cougars", "Nip/Tuck", "The Bachelorette", "Real Housewives" or "Saturday Night Live".

It's incredible that these are older women with children behaving like preteens. At their age, chasing young dudes, acting like mall rats whine pretending to be wealthy, destroying their bodies with seemingly botched plastic surgery, and applying makeup like drag queens gone wild (those eyelashes are a hoot) suggests immaturity, low self esteem and an unhealthy obsession with "celebrity".

It's entertaining and a great KiKi for an episode, but warrants not a glance beyond that.

I think these two are about the vainest people on any show I've ever seen. There are people out there that struggle with imperfections and conditions beyond their control. I feel sorry for Carey's daughter's, growing up with a mother who endlessly searching for perfection. You are teaching them that they have to look a certain way to be accepted. To me that is abuse. They are way more mature than their mother will ever be. Give your head a shake girl.

This show should have been canceled 5 minutes into the first episode!

If I wanted to see deformed privileged white girls I'd watch the Kardashians