Terror at Bigfoot Pond

Wow this was painful, really hardcore cheap as you can get BAD! I mean I had my misgivings as to the possible quality when the opening drive sequence went on and on and on before begrudgingly getting to the dang 'script', and boy did it not disappoint. It was so ugly and awkward, just people standing and talking endlessly, it was doing my head in so much I couldn't even stand to hear it as background noise, I looked at it and I thought wow, I could do better than than with my crappy phone recorder, I'm sure I could at least film one scene with a smidgen of atmosphere, after forty odd minutes I couldn't take it anymore, it's one of those nebulous void non-movies that drive you crazy with boredom. I've seen some colurful monstrosities about Bigfoot in my time but this was the worst I've seen yet, I mean my god! Only fun part was when some of them got naked when they were swimming. Not remotely worth watching, an absolute nuke bomb of a picture, you gotta dig to find the ones that are this bad... If I haven't made myself clear, unless you like painfully terrible movies with absolutely zero fun aspects to them including unintentional comedy, you'd do best with avoiding this piece of Schmidt!

Bad sound effect bad lighting and it not suppose consider as movie. It is more like a fake vlog about the big foot, is the first suck movie that I can't watch it finish.

The opening scenery was great, the long intro was extremely boring and I had hoped that it would get better...Sadly it got worse from there. The pond isn't even a pond...The actors could barely swim in it and there was no reason for the "skinny dipping" scene when everyone was sitting awkwardly in the water.

The two characters Kelly and Tommy didn't even look like they'd been dating for 9 months, they actually came across as having only met moments before filming. Camera angles were off in most shots, script was .... terrible. There was absolutely no story line. There's no suspense, no terror and seriously who is going to believe that Big Foot lives on an open piece of land? That wasn't even a forest...maybe a cattle ranch. The music was horrendous...and in some parts sound eerily similar to the Jaws theme song, minus one or two notes.

When "Karen" dies ... seriously guys, some bad editing there as her head gets whipped around while Johnnie is still awake but wakes a moments later??? By the fireplace it's pitch-black but by the pond it was almost dawn?

Let me not even start on the BigFoot Costume, however Thomas Vigil must be extremely happy that no one saw his face in this movie.

So many awkward moments, too many shots of Bigfoot walking casually past the camera, the growls...my dog makes worse growling sounds and with a little bit of effects maybe you could have turned this around. I wouldn't watch this again even if I had nothing to do ... I'd much rather watch paint dry!

While I can appreciate the fact that it's not easy to make a movie, there are 7 year old's who made better movies and posted it to YouTube. This movie should be banned it's so bad...No where near the Blair Witch Project - Barbie movies are better and more entertaining.

I've worked at a film studio and I appreciate how hard it is to script, film, and edit a movie.

But I can't get over how bad this one was. If my eyes had been closed and I'd heard the opening music, I would've assumed I was about to watch a children's puppet show. Unfortunately, my eyes were open for the whole thing... And for some reason, I just couldn't look away.

I hoped it would get better, but alas, I was sadly mistaken. The lack of a flowing storyline was the smallest flaw. Awkward semi-naked scenes made it somewhat creepy from the start, but certainly not creepy in the way they intended. Let's not even bring the fluffy and oddly tech-savvy Bigfoot into it.

The dialogue was sorely lacking in both substance and genuineness. And the characters talking themselves through exactly what they're doing/should do/are going was somewhat annoying. No anticipation, no suspense, and no terror.

Sorry guys and ladies. I appreciate the work that went into this, but if you're serious about making films, I recommend doing a couple of courses before you make another movie.

Looking forward to seeing improvement next time, though :)

I have seen unscripted home movies better than this. I honestly think the only people who would like this would be 12-year-old boys because of the skinny dipping scene.