Debbie Does Demons

Right, well with a title such as "Debbie Does Demons", then you pretty much know what kind of garbage you will be in for when you sit down to watch it. And yet, I still opted to sit down and watch the movie, on account of it being a movie that I hadn't already seen, much less heard about. And I figured that with such a title, then it would be a horror comedy.

Storywise then this was by no means award winning material. But of course, the title of the movie pretty much sets the bar for what you should expect. And I have to say that I sat down to watch "Debbie Does Demons" without any expectations at all, and still I found the storyline and script in the movie, as written by Donald Farmer and Newt Wallen, to be laughable at best. This movie was a terrible attempt at making a horror movie.

The acting performances in "Debbie Does Demons" were amateurish, wooden and rigid, to say the least. But hey, with a title such as "Debbie Does Demons", you would assume that much for the acting. So the movie didn't exactly disappoint in that department.

And it should come to no surprise that there is absolutely no familiar faces on the cast list here. And having a cast ensemble with unfamiliar faces and talents is usually something I enjoy when I watch a movie, but "Debbie Does Demons" was just not my cup of tea.

Needless to say that there was an unnecessary amount of pointless nudity throughout the course of the 74 minutes that the movie ran for. I am sure that there is an immature audience out there whom will appreciate that. But I have to say that I found it to be pointless, sleazy and just not very helpful to further the already staggering storyline.

My rating of "Debbie Does Demons" lands on a two out of ten stars. This was a pretty terrible dumpster fire of a movie.

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One problem is that the production value is about the same level as 3rd grade kids with a cellphone. Another issue is that the acting, if it can be called that, is far worse than in any porno. The third issue is that nothing make any sense.

The only positive is that you can sometimes chuckle a bit at the silliness like when the witch says that her captive is a virgin. Yea, sure, and I am Marc Antony.

I dunno what this is, but it is certainly not a movie. Not in any conventional sense. I give this a very generous 1/10 since I cannot go lower. By the way, none of the actors in this movie can go very low either since there is way too much in the way of being able to bend.

If someone makes a movie called "Debbie Does Demons," you have to wonder who the movie is actually for. You would attract people that would enjoy watching silly shlock.

However, this movie was done by a few morbidly obese friends who don't know anything about making a film, including editing, how to set up a shot, or even how to focus. You have characters talking off screen, people constantly flubbing their lines, and clunky explanations instead of any exposition. It's just painful to watch.

There is nothing of value here. The main actress gets topless right away and after that there's nothing else to see. (In fact, it's on the disc so you can just toss it into the trash after opening the case up. ) She makes out with a monster prop for a few minutes but there's no effort to make it look like anything other than a toy she just picks up. There's no humor, action, or real story other than "a witch is trying to kill me, here are some scenes."

Watch Birdemic instead.

So this is a garbage pile of a movie but it still has some charm. Having seen some of Farmer's work this one's far from the worst. Gotta love the ultra cheap outfits and Halloween store rubber masks.

Best of all though is the sleaze. Goddess Jessa Flux being topless almost the entire film is a huge (No pun intended) plus! Now here's what provoked me to actually write this review. You have to be a juvenile mouthbreather to suggest that Ms Flux ought to lose 40 pounds from that beautiful frame of perfection. News flash kiddo: She actually looks like a real and stunning woman.

I apologize for dragging this down to a debate over appearances...

The cover art poster of this film is nice looking and one of the better things about this movie. Didn't have high expectations given the overall rating and its cast. Jessa Flux has appeared in several other lower budget films within the last few years showing skin in about each film and is the only noticeable actress. The other "actors" simply don't seem like actual actors.

Many problems with this film mainly its story and overall cheap looking quality. Besides the subpar acting, the camera work isn't great and the sound varies. The story just isn't interesting and mostly drags. It's supposed to be a horror but comes off as silly. Nothing more to add to this film which hasn't already been said. It's more of a fanfare vanity project than an actual movie.