The Jetsons: The Best Son

Jane Jetson: Do you know what your son did today while you were at work?

George Jetson: MY son? MY son? So how come when he does something awful, he's MY son, and when he does something GOOD, he's YOUR son?

Jane Jetson: SHUT UP! First, that horrible brat of yours scorched off the substitute teacher's hair with his Captain Argo laser helmet that YOU bought him for his birthday!

George Jetson: Elroy! Is this true?

[Elroy pushes a button on his cap that shoots a laser, hitting a cat in the other room]

Jane Jetson: THEN, during lunch break, he got caught up shoplifting at the Zip n' Hasty Fly and Astro Market!

George Jetson: Elroy! Is this true? If I told you once, I told you a million times: If you're gonna steal something, don't get CAUGHT!

Jane Jetson: Oh, that's a great fatherly lesson to teach him.

George Jetson: Eeeh! Because I HELPED break him out, didn't I?