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A major earthquake has just hit LA. Jessica reaches for her phone to make sure her best (and most fabulous) friend, Maura, is safe from the shakes.

Jessica tries to DTR (define the relationship) with her boy toy, Brian, in the middle of an earthquake.

Jessica is hung up on her "boyfriend not boyfriend" Brian. Sammy is sick of talking about it. The girls chat about Sammy's world for a change.

As Jessica starts to come to terms with the reality of this earthquake and her "situationship" with Brian, she calls her friend who is the least in touch with reality -- Jamie - the clown.

Jessica continues to sulk while her friend Sammy inspires her to really take advantage of this quake -- YAAASS.

Jessica calls her mom....probably should've been her first call, right?