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It's the typical friend's at a cabin type sladher/ thriller..it occupied my time. It was not a disaster it is enjoyable as l9ng as you know what it is. I always give a movie 20 mins I either stay ot pick something else. I'm really starting to question the viewers ratings here no way it is a 4 for me.

This movie appears to have been made by a record company or someone involved with a record company and it's nothing short of a scam, with a healthy dose of extremely racist content at the end of the film. Everything in the movie was provided in exchange for gratuitous advertising that permeates every scene. The "acting" was an embarrassment to everyone involved. The plot was disjointed and made absolutely no sense. The only decent thing about this movie was the trailer, which is why I'm calling it a scam. This is literally the Fyre Festival of movies. It's billed to be something it's not and the producers shamelessly provided a garbage experience in exchange for money they didn't earn. The worst offense was the closing scene in which a man in drag pretends to be a Hispanic woman (brown makeup and all) commenting on the movie. The scene is so racist and so offensive that it was difficult to watch. Stay the hell away from this movie. It is a scam by an untalented nobody that deserves no more attention than I've given it in this review. The director should be ashamed and streaming platforms should remove this or refuse to charge money for it immediately.

Almost no attempt at movie is made until the 1 hour 15 minute mark. This movie was made to simply try and promote the D list musicians on their label.

Sections of time are dedicated to terrible music, music videos shoe-horned in as part of the movie. To squeeze in more music, pointless scenes that add nothing to the story were just filmed to play while the music they are promoting plays loudly over the scene.

The movie was made by Nite Vision Entertainment. The 10 / 10 review praising it for its sound effects and music is NVE Records...You figure it out.

Regardless of genre, this movie does the one thing any movie should avoid. It is just plain boring and a slog to watch.

Awful in every single possible and impossible way ... I've seen better acting in the parliament!!!!!

Stay away, stay safe, it's safer to drive drunk than watch this film!!!!

Oh did I say film?? I'm sorry, I meant filth!!!!!!!

Probably one of the scariest films we have seen in awhile. Horrifying things about this movie include:

• The acting, which ranges from awkwardly slow dialogues to cringe worthy interactions between the Instagram influencer cast who clearly only read their lines the day of shooting
• Out of focus camera shots that refocus mid scene, terrible lighting, and chilling angles
• Severely delayed plot. We are half way through right now and they haven't even rented the house where they (likely) all die yet. What's happened up to this point? Literally nothing.

This storyline had potential and some would say at least they tried, but we can't give this film anything more than 1 star because then our review would be as fake as the blood they used.