A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic who reveals an unexpected past.A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic who reveals an unexpected past.A veteran comedian's last chance at stardom takes him on the road with a young comic who reveals an unexpected past.
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I am a Matt Rife fan, but I think this movie falls flat a lot. I feel like this movie tries to be as boring as watching paint dry! Somehow I giggled at a few scenes but that is not the point on what this movie is, it's more of a so bad it's boring or so bad it's funny type of movie however, I think the casting choices were spot on. We got Jamie Kennedy, Matt Rife & Carrot Top?! I will admit I think the friendship part was pretty nice but then again it's just your typical boring mediocre movie that falls flat but some jokes do make you laugh a lot. There is not much to say about it and it's weird.
After seeing it's rating...I expected worse.
But it's not without it's faults.
The story revolves around a washed up comedian (played by Jamie Kennedy) who tries to rekindle his career by accepting a gig touring with a not-so-young up and comer (played by Matt Rife).
The young wannabe comic employs a dry shtick where he plays on being an ancient- yet ageless- vampire.
However, he's having a hard time connecting with the audience.
So he brings on Kennedy's character with the hope that he can get some tips on how to become a better comedian.
Promising to fund the entire endeavour, himself.
Only to reveal the truth behind the facade.
The whole thing is rather mediocre.
If only because Rife's portrayal of the vampire character is rather insufferable.
The rest of the cast actually do an excellent job, though.
Why many people didn't like it is obvious, however.
Because it comes off less a comedy than it does a drama.
Which is something I blame the writers for.
Because, where they had an oppourtunity to insert comedy into the script...they seem to glance over them, in order to focus on driving the dramatic aspect of the story forward.
Which is an odd decision.
Because there's not enough comedy to appease viewers who tuned in for some laughs.
And there's not enough gore to satiate those expecting a pure horror.
Making it completely reliant on winning people over with the drama.
Which is a mistake in my opinion.
Especially considering Rife does such an awful job.
His terrible performance aside...it's not totally horrible.
Just very slow and dry.
Which is not something you would expect from a film that features such well known comics.
Thus, it's not particularly great.
So, you can't blame people for thinking it does, in fact, suck.
Because, in the end...it really is quite mediocre.
2 out of 10.
But it's not without it's faults.
The story revolves around a washed up comedian (played by Jamie Kennedy) who tries to rekindle his career by accepting a gig touring with a not-so-young up and comer (played by Matt Rife).
The young wannabe comic employs a dry shtick where he plays on being an ancient- yet ageless- vampire.
However, he's having a hard time connecting with the audience.
So he brings on Kennedy's character with the hope that he can get some tips on how to become a better comedian.
Promising to fund the entire endeavour, himself.
Only to reveal the truth behind the facade.
The whole thing is rather mediocre.
If only because Rife's portrayal of the vampire character is rather insufferable.
The rest of the cast actually do an excellent job, though.
Why many people didn't like it is obvious, however.
Because it comes off less a comedy than it does a drama.
Which is something I blame the writers for.
Because, where they had an oppourtunity to insert comedy into the script...they seem to glance over them, in order to focus on driving the dramatic aspect of the story forward.
Which is an odd decision.
Because there's not enough comedy to appease viewers who tuned in for some laughs.
And there's not enough gore to satiate those expecting a pure horror.
Making it completely reliant on winning people over with the drama.
Which is a mistake in my opinion.
Especially considering Rife does such an awful job.
His terrible performance aside...it's not totally horrible.
Just very slow and dry.
Which is not something you would expect from a film that features such well known comics.
Thus, it's not particularly great.
So, you can't blame people for thinking it does, in fact, suck.
Because, in the end...it really is quite mediocre.
2 out of 10.
I almost didn't watch this video because of the low score it's getting. Is it a great movie? Nope. It's kinda weird, the story is oddball, but somehow it works in a very strange way.
Dialog here and there are genuinely funny.
I can see why some people wouldn't like this movie too much. The vampire character has a strange delivery. But for me, that's what makes it work.
I was put off by the character in the beginning, but the delivery of his lines grew on me as the movie went on. Overall, it's a simple story that follows some of the typical Hollywood conventions of movie making.
In all, if you have some free time and want something that doesn't require a lot of you, give it a shot.
Dialog here and there are genuinely funny.
I can see why some people wouldn't like this movie too much. The vampire character has a strange delivery. But for me, that's what makes it work.
I was put off by the character in the beginning, but the delivery of his lines grew on me as the movie went on. Overall, it's a simple story that follows some of the typical Hollywood conventions of movie making.
In all, if you have some free time and want something that doesn't require a lot of you, give it a shot.
This vanity project does one thing right, it proves Matt rife will never lead a real movie. Rife's acting is somehow worse than his crowd work and the plastic surgeries aren't helping. Jamie Kennedy sleep walks through the movie as well, reminding everyone why we don't see him very often in 2023. The jokes are weak, the film stars two comedians and is very light on any comedy. Rife's English accent is hilarious, it comes and goes and will fade during a single sentence. If you find Rife's comedy to be painfully unfunny, at least this movie is a little bit better. If "Renfield" is too scary or intelligent for you, this will definitely help put you to sleep. Watch with cocktails or other substances, it could possibly make it more enjoyable.
This is...so bad. Didn't laugh at all, in fact I cringed more than I laughed. Matt Rife's "acting" was horrible. I guess the only thing he has going for himself is that he is pale enough to be a vampire. A few washed up actors with bad acting, no good jokes. Highly recommend not watching this and instead watching a ~good~ vampire movie/show lol go check out Nick Cage's new vampire movie because even though it wasn't the best thing in the world, it was still a thousand times better than this.
Overall, please don't waste your time watching this. Watch something better. Let's please stop giving Matt Rife jobs.
Overall, please don't waste your time watching this. Watch something better. Let's please stop giving Matt Rife jobs.
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