Cornhole: The Movie

I had never been cornholed before this evening. When handed a preview screener a little while ago I wondered aloud what I had gotten myself into. Still I was curious and even a little titillated and I felt I had gone this far, I would never know unless I went "all the way". It hurt a little at first but you know what - I loved it. It was surprisingly pleasant. I would even say it was very enjoyable. I think I might try it again! Everyone should Cornhole! Men women and yes even college kids should get into the action.

No, listen, apart form the obvious double entendre potential - which believe me - never ends - never - this film is worth your time and effort. I laughed my ass off. From beginning to end you will be smirking and plain thigh slapping at the madness of it. Look out for Jimmy "Bags" Manetti - and the American Cornhole Association - which really exists. I had to google it and yes, its there. A genius concept well realized. Oscars for all. Well done and here's to the sequel. If you have never had the cornhole experience then its time you tried. Cornhole: The Movie that will make you go poop!

When I heard this movie was being filmed in Cincinnati my hometown, I was excited. Cincinnati is the birthplace of cornhole. When I got to see the film, I left wishing I had stuck my hand in a garbage disposal. I've seen better at a 1st grade talent show. The writting...terrible. The acting...Terri Schiavo would have stolen every scene. This movie stunk and is a stain on Cincinnati film making. If you're tempted to see it, go club a baby seal instead and you will feel better about yourself...trust me.