Cry Babies Magic Tears

I hate this show. I've never watched a more poorly written show. I wish my children never would have found it. Why is it so boring? Why are all the babies voiced by the same person? Why does it exist at all? Why are their tears supposedly magic? This show makes no sense and it's just annoying and weird. No thank you.

I think I would rather staple my face to the wall than watch this show again. It makes zero sense. All of the characters look and sound the same, the story is nonsensical. I think it may have been devised by an evil cabal of supervillains to render future generations stupider, thus making the world ripe for conquest. It makes Teletubbies and Barney look like Shakespeare. It's as though cuteness has collapsed in on itself and has re-emerged as some sort of anti-cuteness- a neutron star of insipidness. Heaven forbid it come into contact with actual cuteness, the resulting explosion would be devastating.

As the other reviews already stated, the show has little variance in characters, voices and episodes and had little to none pedagogical value. It has no story line, no creative writing, no tension arc and no feeling for timing. It is a constant flow of senseless and uninspiring babbling and seems to be made purely for advertising the toys. Personally, I don't like my daughter watching it. Time and attention are valuable and this show is simply not worth it. We also should not encourage the makers to continue making this. In my opinion, we also should avoid any show that is made for advertising. Media can be an art and can change your way of seeing the world around is, and should not be made purely for consumption goals.

Lazy sums up this completely.

This reminds me far too much of bad eighties cartoons that were essentially 30 minute adverts for the attatched toy-line, but much much worse.

The characters all look the same, even before you take into account that there is no diverstiy in the cast. Add to that the fatct that all of the characters seem to be voiced by a single person who is phoning it in, and you have no way of knowing which character is which beyond some onesie that is at least unique.

The stories are shallow and banal at best and make no sense, I mean I'm not expecting Shakspeare, but after watching this for over an hour, I'd settle for Tommy Wiseau.

My 5 year old looked in the mirror and said "I look better from the side". It was apparently said in this show. What a terrible thing to teach small children. Whoever made this show should be ashamed.