The Boonies

Not even any decent t&a. So bad I'm lost for words.

Writer with a artistic blockdown, for some filmmakers they really stress to come out of the startblock due to an inch of nails under their shoes, a cliched horror story with some nutty gore takes of no coherence, and if you let yourself into this, youll befriend an extinct kinda appalachian dialect out there. If you have the opportunity to fast forward viewing, use it, i fell into cramps of laughter when viewing at 4.0, not very professional reviewing but im not, im just a grumpy old man.

I stumbled upon the 2021 horror movie "The Boonies" by random chance, and seeing the cover I must admit that I was interested in watching the movie. Yeah, the cover had that slasher-vibe to it, so of course I opted to give "The Boonies" a watch.

And as it turned out, then I could just have skipped on this 2021 horror movie from writers Lance Parkin and Matt Schultz. Yep, this movie was a swing and a miss.

The storyline was generic, so very incredibly generic and mundane. Nay, it was actually downright bland and boring. And even for a movie such as this turned out to be, there was nothing overly impressive or particularly enjoyable to be had here.

The characters in the movie were every bit as bland and pointless as the storyline. So, hey, I guess they fitted right in, huh? But in terms of the character gallery providing any entertainment for the viewers, nah, forget about it.

If you enjoy a good horror movie or a proper slasher flick, then do yourself a favor and skip on director Lance Parkin's 2021 movie "The Boonies". It just simply isn't worth the time, money or effort.

I suppose "The Boonies" is what happens when a bunch of horror fanatics take a digital video camera and heads out into the woods to make their own horror movie.

My rating of "The Boonies" lands on a two out of ten stars.

I do like the old Deliverance style movies but sadly this one ain't gonna win no Oscars.

It is very low budget and so should be rated and reviewed as such and to be honest the photography was not bad and the sound effects did their job, its just a shame none of the cast could act.... Well with the exception of mama she was pure magic and elevated this film above what it would have been without her.

Christine Mancini deserves an oscar for her performance, she was great!

Sadly the movie itself was in need of better effects and really they should know how to mix tomato sauce and glycerol to produce proper blood as it looks more like Red Kola they used.

Good movie if you need a laugh as I am not entirely 100% sure but I think the director may have actually been aiming for black comedy; just did not really do it for me unfortunately...and it was also 30 mins too long!

I do not understand why the rating of this movie is high. In the movie, the actors exhibited extremely poor and simple acting. The music is extremely bad. The script is silly and simple.