Werewolf: The Devil's Hound

I have worked on some films and TV and would be terribly upset if my name was associated with an end product like this. The producers(who also wrote and directed) obviously had means to some cool equipment and space but chose to do a mediocre production. One positive is that editing and cuts were not that bad but general film-work, lighting, and settings were inconsistent and looked cheap. This movie reminded me of cheap porno. I was waiting for someone to get naked the entire time. Even though the actors and actresses were somewhat good looking the delivery of emotion, lines and HORRIBLE accents was terribly distracting and annoying. Once more before I finish trashing this movie, the EDITING was well done.

I should have become immediate suspicious when I didn't recognize anyone in this film. The second thing that should have been a clue was the presence of a lot of actors in this film in another film out on video the same year. Hey, we have a bunch of actors here, so let's just shoot two movies at once.

There was a good amount of gore in the film towards the end. It was just painful to get to that point.

If it wasn't for Christy O. Cianci, it would be a total wash.

The ending was just plain weird.

Warning: Anyone affect by flashing lights should not watch this film as they love this effect.

I watched the first few minutes of it and just knew I would be in for a world of boredom. I didn't even bother to watch it. I could tell it was going to be something horrible just from the poor filming quality and bad acting. If you an make it further than that, you are glutton for punishment. I guess I cannot write an honest review, but you just know when something is going to be bad. I guess I should have found a trailer for the movie before watching it. I usually know from the trailers whether or not it will be worth watching. So the first few minutes were enough for me to tell it just wasn't going to happen. If you decide to watch this despite all the warnings, you must really like less than B-movie quality.

You know it's a pity they don't make very many werewolf films and the real good ones are rare. Compared to all the zombie and vampire flicks lycanthrope movies are a scare minority. We've all seen the great ones like "An American Werewolf in London", "The Howling" (1st one only) and "Dog Soldiers". Basically we're always hoping for another gem like the three aforementioned mentioned classics. Werewolf: The Devil's Hound" is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of these. It FAILS in every conceivable way possible. There's no horror or drama, and the comedy is nauseating. The costumes are pitiful and the special effects are special ed. A ten year-old could have come up with a better plot. The actors looked like they were hired off the street. The directors should be ashamed to have any connection to this production. And the producers shouldn't ever be allowed to "produce" anything EVER again! This was as bad a FARCE of a werewolf movie ever made by mankind. I'd give it a NEGATIVE TEN stars if possible. Avoid this eye rot like the plague.

What can I say that hasn't already been said. This movie sucked! The acting was terrible, the special effects were everything but special, the story was campy and pointless, the humor was pure cheese...the list goes on. Yet another crappy Lion's Gate film.

This film starts out somewhere in Germany...but I'm not sure what part of Germany. Apparently, it's the part where people talk like pirates, because no one had a German accent. There are military-type people; only they're wearing khakis instead of cameo. It's really just one big mess from the get-go...not a good sign. At the first werewolf sighting...which looked more like a man in a Yeti costume...I knew I was in trouble. But I persevered and continued watching.

Then came the part where the fire marshall was smoking outside the fireworks shop...which is bad humor in itself. And as any good fire marshall would do, he throws his cigarette into the dumpster. Of course, there is gunpowder in the dumpster...why wouldn't there be? As any good fireworks manufacturer knows, you always throw your leftover gunpowder in the dumpster. In truth, I turned it off at this point. I just couldn't take it. It was that bad. Do not waste your money on this garbage. And if you know anyone that thinks this movie is great...slap them HARD!!! 0.25 / 10