The Lumberjack of All Trades

A hairy Bigfoot creature bent on the destruction of all mankind arrives in Townville, USA to reek havoc on the local rednecks. This film is an interesting blend of dark comedy and gore sequences, which personally, I found to be the most hilarious. Clearly a bow to the drive-in era, the cast is filled with over-the-top characters, including Mark the Lumberjack who sometimes wears a flannel shirt and jeans, the other times is in blood-stained long johns. His drunken pals bumble about the town, weapons in hand, ready to destroy Bigfoot once and for all.

Make sure you have a few beers in hand before popping this one into the player. You're gonna need 'em!

Mark the Lumberjack and his pals have to save the town of Townsville from a rampaging Bigfoot after the creature's awoken by the local gold prospector in this brain-draining low-budget 'supposed' comedy. I put supposed in quotes because, quite frankly, I didn't laugh once. Apparently all of the 'actors' in this fiasco are under the impression that the louder you act, the better because all of them scream their lines. It's as headache inducing as it is cringe worthy. I could go to any play put on by any given elementary school acting class and I'd be more likely to see more nuance and coherency. Awful, unfunny, tedious, atrociously acted, horribly directed, I could go on and on ad ad nauseum about what's wrong about this film, but neither one of us has that kind of time.

My Grade: F

DVD Extras: 16 & a half minutes of deleted scenes and bloopers; a behind the scenes featurette (17 minutes); trailers & TV spots for this movie; and production images