The Minis
- 2007
- 1h 16m
IMDb RATING
2.7/10
7.7K
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A talented team of basketball players made up of little people enters a tournament to help a teammate's son go to college.A talented team of basketball players made up of little people enters a tournament to help a teammate's son go to college.A talented team of basketball players made up of little people enters a tournament to help a teammate's son go to college.
Dana Michael Woods
- George
- (as Dana Woods)
Tonya Reneé Banks
- Liz
- (as Tonya Banks)
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- Writer
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It's the end of the world as we know it: The Minis Are Coming! Actually, no. They're already here, being programmed on Sky twice a day for the entire month of December. I watched this movie years ago and it's just....... incredible.
This is the work of either a god or a monster..... or both!? The movie is pure genius. It's about "dwarfs playing basketball" and people review it like it's supposed to be an Oscar-winning drama. Reading some comments here is even funnier than the movie itself hahahaha. I demand special midnight screenings with people dressed up like the team and singing, the same way it's done for the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The Minis forever (this could be a good title for a sequel. Either this or The Maxis!!!)
This mess makes "Tiptoes" look decent by comparison and is somehow even more tasteless and offensive towards little people. I'm amazed it was even greenlit.
Simple and boring story. A group of men with dwarfism unite and form a team called "The Minis" with Dennis Rodman to help them win a summer basketball competition.
All of the acting is horrible. Dennis Rodman stars as himself and once more proves he's got the acting talent of a log. He should have thrown in the towel after Double Team in 1997. Almost none of the characters are likeable and the actors aren't even trying because they know they're in a piss-poor movie. Natalia is a patronizing, gold-digger. Roger's son is a disrespectful little jerk, even if they do make up in the end. Even the minis aren't entirely sympathetic due to the number of unsportsmanlike acts they commit during the final game, like pantsing a Viper or hitting another in the balls.
There's bad cinematography and overused, confusing montages, and ridiculously corny sounding songs with lyrics relating to dwarfism. There's even one scene where Rodman throws an obvious and horribly rendered CGI model of Chevy to score a three-pointer. Everything looked and sounded awful in this.
All of the movies pathetic attempts at humor are just tasteless jabs at little people, like some idiotic scene with Roger trying to dislodge a stuck basketball with a palm leaf or Chevy getting stuck in a garbage can trying to retrieve a basketball from it.
Sure, the film claims it's trying to deliver a message that anyone can succeed if they believe in themselves or try hard enough, even if they have a medical condition, but it fails miserably. It's no wonder this went straight to video.
Simple and boring story. A group of men with dwarfism unite and form a team called "The Minis" with Dennis Rodman to help them win a summer basketball competition.
All of the acting is horrible. Dennis Rodman stars as himself and once more proves he's got the acting talent of a log. He should have thrown in the towel after Double Team in 1997. Almost none of the characters are likeable and the actors aren't even trying because they know they're in a piss-poor movie. Natalia is a patronizing, gold-digger. Roger's son is a disrespectful little jerk, even if they do make up in the end. Even the minis aren't entirely sympathetic due to the number of unsportsmanlike acts they commit during the final game, like pantsing a Viper or hitting another in the balls.
There's bad cinematography and overused, confusing montages, and ridiculously corny sounding songs with lyrics relating to dwarfism. There's even one scene where Rodman throws an obvious and horribly rendered CGI model of Chevy to score a three-pointer. Everything looked and sounded awful in this.
All of the movies pathetic attempts at humor are just tasteless jabs at little people, like some idiotic scene with Roger trying to dislodge a stuck basketball with a palm leaf or Chevy getting stuck in a garbage can trying to retrieve a basketball from it.
Sure, the film claims it's trying to deliver a message that anyone can succeed if they believe in themselves or try hard enough, even if they have a medical condition, but it fails miserably. It's no wonder this went straight to video.
I like it because it is so amazing I watch it so many times and I want to watch it again and again
I like it because it is so amazing I watch it so many times and I want to watch it again and again
I like it because it is so amazing I watch it so many times and I want to watch it again and again
I like it because it is so amazing I watch it so many times and I want to watch it again and again
I like it because it is so amazing I watch it so many times and I want to watch it again and again
I like it because it is so amazing I watch it so many times and I want to watch it again and again
I like it because it is so amazing I watch it so many times and I want to watch it again and again.
This movie is totally worth the time. It has a good plot and when you watch it you will find it amazing. This is the work of either a god or a monster..... or both!? The movie is pure genius. It's about "dwarfs playing basketball" and people review it like it's supposed to be an Oscar-winning drama. Reading some comments here is even funnier than the movie itself hahahaha. I demand special midnight screenings with people dressed up like the team and singing, the same way it's done for the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The Minis forever (this could be a good title for a sequel. Either this or The Maxis!!!)
Did you know
- TriviaThe film has its official videogame, available for PC.
- ConnectionsReferenced in Midnight Screenings: Uncle Drew (2018)
Details
Box office
- Budget
- $1,000,000 (estimated)
- Gross worldwide
- $65,379
- Runtime1 hour 16 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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