The Evil Woods

You know the horror genre has some really great films. It is just a shame that so many idiots out there think they can just throw something together and make a good one and fail, giving the genre a bad name. You have got to be kidding me that anybody even reading the script(If there was one)thought this was going to be good. I'm sure they suckered some young people to be apart of their crew by promising meals and credit instead of any pay for their time. Wow, you gave them a garbage flick to put on their resume. That will really impress Robert Zemeckis or Michael Bay to hire them to do something better. We have 5 young people that all hate each other camping out for no real reason. I spent most of the time watching this trying to figure out why I was watching it until I skipped to the end. Really bad movie.

Anybody saying this movie is good is somebody who knows these people and feels sorry for them.

well i hate to be so harsh but this movie really is pointless,, very poorly directed, poorly acted, just everything about the movie really sucks, the special features were horrible with everyone kept flipping everyone off,, i really think me and my friends from work could have done a better job with this i really do,, what were these people high on crack when they made this amateur gibberish,, this is the worst movie that i've seen since Uwe Lommel's Black Dahlia, i don't know where they got this script i mean it's horrible,, typical bore of a plot kids get drunk,, wanna have sex,, killer gets em in a scary place, haven't we like seen this a million and 3 times now already,, hello Hollywood it's getting old , kill it already, this is a horrible movie,, do not rent it,, buy it,, or even watch it.

This was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I feel embarrassed for supporting them even by illegally downloading it.

The worst actors ever. And the ugliest, hands down. God, especially the two fugly wannabe dykes.

There are not ten lines of text that I could possibly provide to spell out how freaking terrible this movie really is. I watched it with a group of friends, and we all wanted to hang ourselves after the credits finally freaking rolled. The worst movie of all time. The fact that people can make careers out of being in movies as terrible as this truly depresses me. God, this movie sucked so bad.

Probably the absolute worst movie i have ever seen. I don't mean this simply in the way that many people say that lots of movies are the worst ever. I say this with complete and utter truth. The acting was horrible but even worse was the screenplay and storyline. My gosh, this film does not even pass Highschool level. I am completely serious. I watched it because i couldn't find any reviews about it, but damn. Save yourself the time you would waste on such an abomination. An absolute joke. How can the director have the guts to put his name on such a film?

Don't watch this.

I believe that this movie started out as a dare for the director to make a horrible movie. I'm not going to say that it's the worst one out there, I'm thankful of the omission of thirty minutes screen-time's driving at the start of the film. Considering the second half of the film only contains one word of dialog repeated ad infinitum, the point is balanced out.

It's not all bad, the plot is coherent! Mind you, any points it would gain for that are reduced fourfold for the plot also being simple and meteorically boring. We're talking a plot that can be verbosely, accurately, and lengthily described in under ten words. The boring factor on this movie could be considered radioactive. After re-watching this movie for this review, I hung out at the apartment complex's barbecue for awhile, everyone who was in their apartment during the time I watched this suffered from high levels of boredom as well.

I'd almost give this movie two stars for half of the actors not being incredibly bad, and nails-to-chalkboard annoying, if not for the other half of the cast filling that role to the T. My only theory of this movie not being conceptually designed to suck would be that the director wanted us to feel relief when the characters die, but the relief factor doesn't exist either, instead we're left with disgust at the movie.

I'll finish this review now because I've probably racked up a longer word count for this review than the script had in its entirety.