The Apocalypse

Despite appearing to have a possibly interesting storyline and plot and maybe the promise of some nice CGI, this movie totally disappointed and fell miles short of every preconception I had. Besides the terrible storyline, this movie was totally unwatchable. The acting was completely amateur to say the least and the script made me feel i was watching a child's school play (no offence kids), the conversations didn't flow like they would in a well written movies and it just generally lacked cohesion and depth, that wasn't completely lame. Overall this movie was appalling and just sitting though it was torture enough, I beg everyone else out there who is thinking of watching this, don't do it and if you have paid to see or hire this movie, demand your money back!

Amateurish acting (I'm being kind), very poor special effects, huge continuity howlers (e.g. it's "raining ash" one minute, not at all the next, and there's no ash on the ground), risible dialogue, awful and inappropriate music, massively poor sound design, bad physics... yep - this film's got the lot.

Armageddon was popcorn nonsense but enjoyable all the same. Deep Impact was nearly a great film but fell flat due to poor casting. This, though... well, it's just bad. It's a bad movie. It doesn't deserve any of your time.

As for the religious element well frankly in a film this bad it simply doesn't matter.

This movie is not even worth even 1 single star! To bring it on point..

• Special Effects: Worse then anything I have ever seen! Even I as a simple After Effects User can do better ones.

• Story: It's so flat it even fits under a sheet of paper lying in dirt. Many leaks and errors in Scenes.

• Acting: It seems there wasn't enough money to make second or even a third shot of a scene. They just took everything.

-Sound: Very much not professional. Maybe there was no money for compressors to keep one level of sound.

-Dialogues: Very, very poor. And did I mention poor? I guess somebody straight from Highschool could write better ones.

• Film Quality: It almost seems they just got enough money to tape it on film instead recording it with beta cam. Probably this made the budget explode. Very weak cutting!

Under the line there is not much left. The religious MSG which it trys to transport dies in a hole of quality and weak dialogs. Nor action, cause every effort to provide such goes under in those laughs you have over the peak of the try to do special effects.

I'm sorry.. this is the weakest stuff I have probably ever seen. One and a half hours are just a pure waste of time! Spare it with your family or friends.. That's more spiritual than this movie can ever be!

If you didn't see this movie, you never know what is worst movie ever published to humanity. Maybe someday in the future, someone make worst movie than this one, but I don't think, that will be soon in history time-line. Everybody need to see this movie, so your judgment of movies you see in the future, will never be so hard.

I don't have words, for acting, scenario, directing, camera, and especially sound and music. Every word for this masterpiece is to good, too light, even those words I have in my mind right now, and those words are to heavy, so if I write here, probably Internet will crush.

This movie will never be worst movie in the IMDb, because it so stupid, so it can't win even in that contest.

I'm sad because on IMDb doesn't exist rate like -1. Damn -1 is too high, we need to make ratings -10 or less.

So people you must see this movie. When you see it, you will learn that you can take any camera, and make movie better than this, and who knows, maybe some of you become great movie maker one day. You should try, you can't make worst movie than this one!!!

I won't spoil your fun, to watch this movie, so I won't write anything from it, or try to compare with some other movie. There is no comparison between any movie, and this one. Nice thing in this movie is his end!!!

What can I possibly say in its defence.

Um. Well, the first 5 minutes almost showed promise.

I think that's about it.

Now that I've had a fair shot at being NICE about it.... I'll fill in the blanks. It sucks. Even my mother (of 70) who is a DEVOUT believer found this to be insulting, unwatchable, and a waste of time. She turned it off before the end.

Me, I'm not that way inclined, and I thought it was utter crap too.

So, two people from very opposite sides couldn't stand it.

Anyhow, other than that... continuity... effects... sound editing... a finite number of monkeys (perhaps 10) randomly using typewriters and sticky back plastic WOULD have done better.

Watch this film if you're gonna die tomorrow.. it will make you feel pleased at the prospect.