Knight of the Peeper

I'm asking myself of those other reviews here aren't coming from the people who made this flick. To be straight, it isn't exactly a good flick to say the least. It doesn't have a good story and the only thing we really have is 5 girls stripping before the camera. Biut even that is real horror because it takes time before they are naked. Well, maybe 2 do it quick and there again they are the only two worth seeing.

By now you know what this is, it doesn't have anything to do with horror, it isn't even exploitation. It did remind me of those 'roughies' from the seventies but even then it's low on that part.

The acting is below zero and that's the main problem here. There aren't really any effects and when the Knight turns into a skull, well, just see it for yourselves. And the first girl you will see is your typical 5 pence tit girl, you know, the fake ones. And when the camera goes to her legs it's pure horror, a full bush untrimmed pubic hair. Go figure that one out. Once she's in front of the killer she even doesn't try to run away and when she's strangled she even doesn't try to free herself.

The blond girl as you can guess goes all the way and isn't afraid to show what she's got. Just on the edge of soft porn. And that's what's it all about, showing 5 different girls from fully shaved to untrimmed and from A cup to oversized. Pure trash but then in a bad way.

Gore 0/5 Nudity 4/5 Effects 0/5 Story 0/5 Comedy 0/5

I could only last for 15mins. I want those 15mins back. Ignore the two sock puppet reviews. I've seen morbidly obese women at Walmart more erotic than this movie. However, if you like comically un-ironic fake breasts, paint-peeling Jersey accents and "ladies" who's idea of winding down from work is dripping ice cubes over their breasts and then doing stretching exercises...then you need to stop watching this and find a girlfriend. Night on Bald Mountain is lovely but just pressing play on your CD player doesn't make it a soundtrack. This POS barely qualifies as laughable. I *did* learn, though, that to revive people who you've given "knock out drops", slap them a few times and they'll wake right up!

OK. This flick divides folk. Most of the external reviews slam it as a pathetic piece of homecam produced in the director's garage (except for SexGoreMutants, which loved it). The reviewers on this site seem to have self-interested approaches which require no further comment.

Anyway, the reality is this. The production values are low to zero. The acting is little more than am-dram. The "knight" is a bloke in a party suit. Most of the "plot" is risible.

And yet .. and yet.... I quite liked it. It has a weird association with 1970s sexploitation (in fact verging on the roughie). The girls are cute and all provide FFN. Most of them even look real (and we get a proper bush on one of them- hurrah!) although there is still some mandatory silicon intrusion.

It may all be a load of boyish teenage fantasy stuff and you will either hate it or love it. It won't win any golden statuettes, but I guess the Academy is not its target audience. Providing you take it for the load of old tosh which it is, you might actually enjoy it.

This film is an unbelievable combination of eroticism and sadism. I have never seen so many hot, sexy women in an exploitation film before. The actresses express a genuine fear when they are confronted by the Peeper/Strangler and you can see it on their faces. An exceptional performance is put in by the critically acclaimed actress Niki Notarile, she is great. The amount of flesh that is put on display in this film is over the top, and if that is all you are looking for then that will be enough, but Knight of the Peeeper will offer you a bit of everything. sadism, strangulation, blood, erotic dancing and above all the sexiest women ever displayed in an erotic horror film.

A totally unique film. A combination of 1960's style exploitation with 1970's style Euro-Horror. It all starts out back in time with this medieval knight chasing an absolutely hot foreign peasant girl. She is caught, stripped and then has her blood sucked from her breasts, and this is just the beginning. When we fast forward to modern times, a psychopath is terrorizing young women whom he eventually kills but not before getting them naked. Oh man, it's just too much to take. Hot sexy, women everywhere. Then believe it or not these two evil beings team up! I'm not going to spoil it for you by telling you how, so do yourself a favor and see Knight of the Peeper.