An incestuous and industrious pair of modern-day vampires finds their clever manner of acquiring sustenance threatened by a nosy New Jersey health inspector and a determined investigative re... Read allAn incestuous and industrious pair of modern-day vampires finds their clever manner of acquiring sustenance threatened by a nosy New Jersey health inspector and a determined investigative reporter in director John Orrichio's sexualized tale of life among the undead. The LeGaults ... Read allAn incestuous and industrious pair of modern-day vampires finds their clever manner of acquiring sustenance threatened by a nosy New Jersey health inspector and a determined investigative reporter in director John Orrichio's sexualized tale of life among the undead. The LeGaults know well that to stalk the streets for prey is to leave themselves open to exposure. Inst... Read all
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I would highly recommend this movie to not only fans of the horror genre, however to anyone who enjoys quality films will definitely like this unique well made movie. One can readily see the production value in this movie is extremely high with all of the various sets and locations utilized in the making of this film. This movie will keep you interested and riveted from beginning to end.
In terms of vampire movies this particular film brought something different and unusual to the table regarding the premise of the story that depicted the main characters in a specific way which worked incredibly well. These vampires desired to be like ordinary mortals and blend into society while being provided with blood in order to sustain their existence through a bloodbank directed by an unscrupulous doctor who is on their payroll but has also become a good friend to the vampires as well.
Why do I love this movie? Let me count the ways... First, there's more sheer entertainment in the first fifteen minutes than in the last two Jurassic Park films combined, from the entrance of the lead vampire, with a hairstyle that gives him the square-headed appearance of a squat Frankenstein monster... to the sick mom in bed, who's dressed in a nightgown and bonnet like Little Red Riding Hood's grandma in a 1930s cartoon and whose "doctor" daughter inexplicably lapses into (Pennsylvania Dutch?) German throughout the film.
But the awesome sauce is just starting to percolate. On an acting scale of 0-10 we get the full spectrum, thanks to a huge cast of amateurs with a few pros sprinkled in. There's also a fairly decent Goth garage band, a bagpiper, a pantie-sniffing lesbian couple, and a bi-sexual vampire top.
A few musical interludes are thrown in here and there with no apparent purpose other than to showcase the actors' talents as part of the deal. One headscratcher has a woman singing a Celtic ballad while two beautiful teen girls in white robes do an improvisational dance on the lawn.
Especially notable is the crucifixion scene where a Christ who resembles Sam Kinison in a diaper comes down off his cross while the two babes crucified on either side of him also come down, strip off their biblical gowns and do a hot full frontal dance, immortalizing their amazing bodies in cinematic history.
The film feels longer than its 93 minutes not because it's boring, but because the script is lush with plot points that track in a surprisingly cohesive manner, despite every scene petering out in a fade to black, as if to say "okay enough of that, move on".
NJ should be proud of director John Orrichio. IMHO he is truly a national treasure. Seriously. I am now commited to tracking down every last one of his movies and having a feast.
Did you know
- GoofsAt 17 minutes : When Jerry is photographing the assault in the alley, there are flashes on screen as if he is using a flash but his camera is not fitted with any flash equipment.
- ConnectionsReferenced in Black Ribbon (2007)
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- 1h 34m(94 min)
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