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An innkeeper's life of monotony suddenly changes when he comes into possession of a treasure map.An innkeeper's life of monotony suddenly changes when he comes into possession of a treasure map.An innkeeper's life of monotony suddenly changes when he comes into possession of a treasure map.
Jeff Denton
- Dr. Livesley
- (as Jeff Dneton)
Justin Jones
- Billy Bones
- (as Justin L. Jones)
Dean N. Arevalo
- Squire Trelawny
- (as Dean Arevalo)
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I decided to watch this movie on a Sunday night because I had nothing to do and to be honest I expected a lot more.
The plot of the movie is the standard one for a movie that has pirates and a treasure in it- the treasure is hidden, the pirates fight among each other, beautiful women etc. There is nothing really surprising about the action in this movie- very boring. There are a couple of funny things that deserve to be mentioned here: 1. The acting is very bad- not surprising considering the low budget 2. The costumes are bad 3. The actors try to speak with British accent and they really fail in achieving it Avoid watching this movie
The plot of the movie is the standard one for a movie that has pirates and a treasure in it- the treasure is hidden, the pirates fight among each other, beautiful women etc. There is nothing really surprising about the action in this movie- very boring. There are a couple of funny things that deserve to be mentioned here: 1. The acting is very bad- not surprising considering the low budget 2. The costumes are bad 3. The actors try to speak with British accent and they really fail in achieving it Avoid watching this movie
Right from the first line you know that you are in for a bad experience.
The acting in this movie is truly awful and it beggars belief how the people responsible for this disaster could allow such bad delivery of lines.
There's a surprise just before the opening credits that should give you an idea of whether or not you are going to enjoy this film. I won't spoil it for you, except to say that I laughed out loud where I should have been shocked, thrilled or perhaps scared.
The overall movie felt home made and the kids left the room to play after 20 minutes of the most tedious 'action' Avoid this movie if at all possible - it's dull, poorly acted and you don't even want to KNOW about the 'swashbuckling sword fights'!!
The acting in this movie is truly awful and it beggars belief how the people responsible for this disaster could allow such bad delivery of lines.
There's a surprise just before the opening credits that should give you an idea of whether or not you are going to enjoy this film. I won't spoil it for you, except to say that I laughed out loud where I should have been shocked, thrilled or perhaps scared.
The overall movie felt home made and the kids left the room to play after 20 minutes of the most tedious 'action' Avoid this movie if at all possible - it's dull, poorly acted and you don't even want to KNOW about the 'swashbuckling sword fights'!!
Ten lines minimum, eh. I'm not sure I can get ten lines worth of commentary on this one. The only thing that even makes sense as to how funding can be obtained for such a debacle is that it was intended to be a money losing project to bilk investors. (a la "The Producers" storyline) If that is indeed the intent (and it's probably painfully obvious to those in the know) then I have a suspicion that they may have succeeded. There oughta be a law.
Of course, "Lance Henriksen", on the box sucked me in but in the future I won't be so easily duped. In the "buyer (renter) beware" category, the simple fact that the The Asylum logo was on the box should have should have served as an, "I told ya so."
New rule: The Asylum = A nearly criminal waste of resources and time to create, view, and as I reflect, to even comment upon.
Never again.
Of course, "Lance Henriksen", on the box sucked me in but in the future I won't be so easily duped. In the "buyer (renter) beware" category, the simple fact that the The Asylum logo was on the box should have should have served as an, "I told ya so."
New rule: The Asylum = A nearly criminal waste of resources and time to create, view, and as I reflect, to even comment upon.
Never again.
How could this movie even have gotten released? I rented it on DVD today and did heavy leaning on the fast forward to get thru the bad acting, bad costumes and simply a rotten story that didn't connect. I was actually hoping the big bugs of the island would gobble everyone up to make this a half hour show or less to at least end the filming crews' misery. This one can't and shouldn't even be placed on the shelf for rental or sale let alone claim to be a pirate movie, unless that was the intent behind it to pirate/steal money from the public. Definitely avoid this movie, but if ya like bugs you get to see a few and they're the best part of the movie.
This is one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen, its not funny, plot is dumb, comparing to a pirates of the caribbean for example its really nothing. Well, I didn't like the music either, its annoying. Maybe I can say the story or the idea of the movie is not so bad by itself, but the realization is awful. The fights in the movie are done pretty naive, but there is one definitely good thing: it lasts 1 hour and 15 mins, so that is good, one cannot get bored so much, but that is too short for a movie, because the story is cut to a bunch of scenes which go one after another without cohesion, well thats my personal opinion. And it is not very violent after all, no way its a horror, far from that. Special effects are also done bad. I expected from a 2006 movie to have at least acceptable special effects if nothing else. All in all, it could definitely be a good movie for a 5 year old kid. But compared to other kids movies like spiderman, its not even close to them judging by the overall impression.
Did you know
- TriviaThe film was released on June 27th, 2006 to capitalize on Pirates des Caraïbes : Le Secret du coffre maudit (2006), which was released in the U.S. on July 7, 2006.
- GoofsNumerous times during the film, people are shot at close range by pistols. In many cases, there is no muzzle flash nor is there smoke.
- ConnectionsFeatured in WatchMojo: Top 10 Shameless Movie Rip-Offs (2015)
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- Also known as
- Piratas de la isla del tesoro
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- Budget
- $1,500,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 25 minutes
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- 1.85 : 1
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