Blood Ranch

I have several daughters that are in high school now (a Senior and two Sophmores, twins).

They had a PJ Party and approximately, about a dozen girlfriends came for the weekend, so as to celebrate my daughters birthdays, just prior to school beginning. A pseudo "Last Hurrah," prior to the grind. They came home with 6 horror films from Blockbuster and began watching them. Well, on Saturday morning as I was cleaning house, I hear this familiar tone of voice and laughter coming from the stereo speakers.

As I entered the den, I looked at the screen and immediately began laughing hysterically. My eldest paused the movie and questioned my surprise outburst. I responded, that's Jimmy Fitzpatrick, one of my college boyfriends, when I attended Illinois State in the 70's.

It wasn't a great movie, but it was fun to watch Jimmy play such a crazy character. Congratulations Jimmy, you have a dozen new-young fans...and one older one obviously. Jimmy was a very nice boy back then, and a very passionate kisser.

My roommate and I watched Bloodranch a few nights ago and we kind of enjoyed it. It wasn't great but it wasn't gruesome either. Both of us like to watch horror films when they're not to realistically violent like the 'Hostel' movies. Those are so realistic it's sickening. This movie was actually pretty funny. Fairly predictable and somewhat scary, in a silly kind of way.

The fake head that the leader of the Bloodranch guys picked up off of the food tray had us rolling on the ground. The acting was somewhat good or else all of those actors in the movie are really weird people. We're guessing, it might be a little of both.

Cyndi says she would give it a 9, but I'm sticking with a 7, because the movie was more funny to me than scary.

There were so many silly weirdos in this movie, it had to set out to be a humorous time on the set. I cannot imagine the director planning on making this a truly horrifying experience. At one point i found the characters so entirely bizarre that I was almost heaving with laughter. I've seen dozens and dozens of horror flicks, because i myself am an aspiring horror film maker. And i found this one to be simplistic, but good. The story was obviously drawn upon from other horror hits, but nevertheless, i found the flick entertaining. you need to have the peaks and valleys of scare and fun. I believe the most enjoyable chap to appreciate was the primary sicko spider. he had an eloquent southern drawl that gave me shivers from me head to me panties. here-here.

I almost spit-out my popcorn. It began with a very loose and care-free feel to it, then suddenly, the convenient store clerk and other people in the started acting morose and dreadful. The little girl sitting outside of the store was so cute, but monotone. I'm guessing she was the executive producers daughter or family friend. the other actors were entertaining and believable. the story overall was fun and scary.

If you want to have good entertaining fun, rent this funny- scary movie. This movie actually reminds me of a parody of scary movie.

The one thing I think you will enjoy is that the young ladies are all cute and sexy and pretty good actresses.

If you are looking to watch a film that is trying to fill you up with wonder and answers to life you are looking to the wrong movie. This movie is all about having fun with the make of movies. Horror movies are nothing like real life, hello, and it's all about to scream and close your eyes when the scary things are to happen. Please do not be so serious with you critics. It is so silly to be critical of a movie with this title. Come on guys, be truthful you were not looking for an academy award winner called blood ranch right. So take a look in the mirror and say to your self I must not take my self so seriously. You will have a short life with that bad attitude. Enjoy life, laugh at your self and others. You will have much more fun. I promise. Good job to the director of blood ranch. Good job. I enjoy it.