Succubes

Why do people watch "B" movies and just go on and on about how bad they are? You know what you are getting into when you pop the DVD in the machine.

Just watching Natalie Denise Sperl (The Graveyard) is worth the price of admission. Any dork would know that having someone like that appear at Spring Break would be a clue to run like hell. Sadly, our dork, one rich kid Adam (Robert L. Mann), just wants to get laid. Guess he didn't watch Fatal Attraction. Too bad for him.

That's OK, the lovely Kelly Hu (Cradle to the Grave, X2) has his number and will make sure his party days are over - at least with girls.

A short cameo by Gary Busey added to the fun.

Only a hint of nudity, and none from the young ones. Bummer!

Sometimes, we overlook the lesser-known films.

Sometimes, there's a brilliant movie lurking there. Brilliantly directed, brilliantly filmed, brilliantly acted, brilliantly scripted and scored.

We find ourselves caught up in it, totally, breathless, on the edge of our seats, waiting to see what will come next.

We become one with the characters, mesmerized, as they take us to places we've never even dreamed imagined. We become a true "captive audience". And we think about the film for days. We talk about it with friends.

But as for this little piece of drivel? It fails on all counts. Totally predictable, acted as if by a high school drama class, and with a painful score that has nothing to do with what's on the screen, this has to be the most "brilliant" time wasters I've ever seen. Likely to be enjoyed by those who smoke illegal substances and think deep thought as the munchies kick in, it's nonetheless drivel. FF and making up your own dialog doesn't help this turkey. What little plot there is never gets resolved, and the characters, ALL of them, are as likable as a bag of dog excrement left on your front porch.

IMDb doesn't offer a low enough rating. You'd be better served watching paint dry, or grass grow. Doesn't meet the standards of "Made For TV".

Great cast, minus the leading man, with lots of potential utterly wasted. The actress who played Lillith, made the film palpable, due to her striking beauty. It appears there was adequate funding given the production values and the cast, yet the film lacked any sense of a true horror plot, nor was there enough nudity and sexuality to pass under the guise of an erotic horror film, which pervades the industry. The whole test pilot, jet sequences really added nothing to the story, and served only as a buffer, to make the film 90 minutes. Hopefully, David Keith will find some suitable and larger roles for his talent in the near future.

This movie is the biggest piece of trash I have ever seen. Where should I start? I can't believe they actually spent money on this thing.

First off, the Succubus is just plain ugly.. has a great ass and legs but her face and those yellow teeth have got to go.

Kelly Hu was good, but had a very small part..

Lorenzo Lamas.. what a great 5 minutes he had.. instead of making this flop he and Bobby Sixkiller should be making a Renegade reunion show.

Gary Busey.. another small part.. looks and sounded like he is on the crack pipe.. smoked so much.. he is cross-eyed now.

Has a bunch of other no name actors ( or lack thereof) in this movie.

Well.. David Keith is in it.. remember him? ( OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN) Heck.. he has bills to pay and that toupee he wears won't pay for itself.

If you are drunk or stoned this movie can be tolerated.. If you are sober.. you will shoot your TV set in the first 5 minutes of this turd.

Okay, this wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't a good movie. It was what it was.

So this guy named Adam meets a Succubus named Lilith... (and to complete the Biblical analogies, is turned down by a girl named Eve in a bar.)

The "real" actors in this movie (which is to say, people you may have actually heard of) - David Keith, Kelly Hu and the always insane Gary Busey - only get a few minutes of screen time each, and I think that they only appear in this movie so that their names can be put on the cover so you think you are watching a better film than you are seeing.

Still, for a Direct to DVD movie, this movie had pretty good production values, including the jet scenes (where two pilots lost their lives during filming.) and the acting wasn't horrible. Some of the lines were funny in a dark comedy sort of way.

Lots of hot chicks...

It's bubble gum for the brain.