Rapturious

This is a film that makes you say 2 things... 1) I can do much better than this( acting,writing and directing) 2) this is so bad I must leave a review and warn others...

Looks as if it was shot with my flip video. I have too believe my friend who told me to watch this has a vendetta against me. I have noticed that there are some positive posts for this home video; Must have been left by crew members or people with something to do with this film. One of the worst 3 movies I have ever seen. hopefully the writers and director leave the business. not even talented enough to do commercials!!!!!

I picked this flick up one night at my local Kim's video. The jacket cover grabbed me and I thought what hell, I'll take it home and checked it out. Well,I must say it was a rather interesting indie horror. What surprised me the most was the fact that it circumvented the usual low budget fare with wild and trippy storytelling. I don't really like rap,but this really wasn't a rap film. It was more about the lead character's descent into Hell. It also contained strong performances by lead actor Robert Oppel as well as Debbie Rochon. What amazes me is that former Jerky Boy Kamal Ahmed this! After realizing this, I checked out Ahmed's first feature "God has a rap sheet" and thought that was even crazier than this. Real cool flick,I highly recommend it.

Okay,so I read some reviews about this movie,and I was intrigued that people either liked it or hated it,so I checked it out and I must say what struck me the most was how different and unique it was. John Oppenheimer,who is Rapturious (Robert Oppel) gets haunted by his past,when demons realize who he became. When a series of creepy events happen,Rapturious starts to realize somethings awry. That's the basic storyline,but what I loved was the weird imagery director Kamal Ahmed used in the horror sequences. A lot of sex and bloody guts fused together in these hallucinations Rapturious gets when he takes a mysterious drug called "Afterlife". Some people wrote that this movie looked "Low-budget",I have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. This movie was shot brilliantly,with terrific composition and cinematography. I feel Ahmed was going a "static" old-school style on purpose,and me being from Europe,I loved the pacing of the narrative. This film is unlike the MTV influenced films America makes nowadays. I look forward to Ahmed's next project!

My quick rating - 3,4/10. Well that was just plain dumb. Good points? OK, that is done, bad points? Horrible acting, the lead does nothing, literally. I read he is a pretentious a-hole and I believe it. The story is stupid and MIGHT be trying to push a "Don't do drugs" meaning, but if so, it failed. Every stereotype is glorified for no reason, and the only reason I can think this is horror (aside from wanting to dig out my own eyeballs) is the supposed plot of a kid may or may not be killing people at random throughout the movie. Oh, for good measure, he also may or may not be possessed by some dude that is trying to escape hell. Anyway, you get the point. Tell the Jerky Boys (if you know who they are) to stick with prank phone calls and leave movie making alone.

Considering that "Rapturious" is a horror film about a white rapper that is directed by Kamal Ahmed (of Jerky Boys fame), I assumed it was going to be a low-budget goof-fest of Tromatic proportions. I couldn't be more wrong. It's a film that is very serious in tone and the only joke I recall is the pun in the title. The film opens with an old Western setting, where a remorseless murderer is being condemned by officials and the local priest. The monster is hanged. The film then flashes to the present day, with the story surrounding a young up-and-coming rap star named Raptorious. His days are booked with interviews and meetings with his pushy yet caring agent (played by indie horror queen Debbie Rochon.) When his aggressive drug dealer gives him a new street drug, Rap starts having bizarre hallucinations and dreams about demons that are after him. They become so heavy that it threatens his career and soon his life. Is it the new drugs? Or is he a paranoid schizophrenic? Or is he really being chased by demons? The film explores each of these angles and is mostly successful. The cast is surprisingly good, especially Robert Oppel as the lead and none other than Joe Bob Briggs as a doctor that he's unsure if he can trust. Debbie's good too, though not always believable as a big-time talent agent. While the film did create an effective feeling of paranoia, it's too ambitious for its budget. It's never as scary as it should be. There's a sequence (that may be a dream or a flashback or reality) where Rap is in Hell, and Hell doesn't look particularly threatening or difficult to escape. This scene leads to a controversial set-piece that had me giggling instead of shocked. While there are some delicious gore sequences, the demon masks mostly look like something out of a Halloween chain store. All in all, "Rapturious" is an interesting watch. It's got a neat concept going for it, but it doesn't always deliver.