Bill: [after finding a dollar laid on the sidewalk] Excuse me, I found some money lying on the ground outside.
Deli Clerk: Congratulations.
Bill: No... no I wanna return.
Deli Clerk: To me?
Bill: No. No, to its rightful owner.
Deli Clerk: How much?
Bill: How much what?
Deli Clerk: Money! How much'd you find?
Bill: 1 dollar.
Deli Clerk: Give the fu-- 1 buck?
Bill: Uh... if anyone comes here looking for this, this is my number
[Writes it down, but the clerk crumples it]
