Small Town Folk

They said this movie would be the absurdity that is Terry Gilliam if he took acid and wrote a horror movie. I'm saddened to say that this movie doesn't quite feel like that, and that's probably a punch in the gut to me considering the review came from Canada. This is the kind of movie that is more like... if Benny Hill took cocaine, filmed a pornography, and let Quentin Tarantino swap parts of the filming arrangements with Uwe Boll. From here, it would be vomited on and possibly shat on with several homeless people in the editing room, where they spliced themselves into it.

To be honest, I don't know what the hell is going on with this movie. It's supposed to be a British version of 'The Crazies' with some 'Hills Have Eyes' and some Rob Zombie sprinkled on, but in the end, I see nothing funny or scary.

If these people want to make a horror movie, I suggest you go back to school and learn something. Because this is pretty stupid.

This is truly awful film, genuinely torturous viewing. A bona fide 1 out of 10 film and that's only because '0' isn't an option. I won't describe the plot again, plenty have done that already and I don't want to think about this film more than I have to.

The comedy aspects aren't remotely funny, there is no tension, no suspense, no excitement, pants cgi, poor production values, I could go on.

It's not even so bad it's good, it's so bad it's painful.

There is nothing redeeming about this film.

I will allow the film 1 out of 10 because the film-makers,on a low budget, at least had a go at it - they failed.

I was the only person that managed to sit through it until the end - the other viewers left my lounge - it didn't even have enough about it for them to watch and ridicule how bad it was!

I am now two hours closer to the end of my life and these film-makers are responsible for that wasted time.

Possibly the worst film I have ever seen and I generally enjoy watching B-Movie junk. How anyone can give this anything other than 2/10 I can't comprehend - I can only assume that they have suffered a traumatic head injury or a lobotomy.

This movie was one of the worst I have ever seen. The acting is bad, storyline is terrible, I nearly fell asleep several times watching this boring movie. Nothing scary about it besides the blue screen used throughout the movie. Don't waste your time with this movie. The cover may look enticing, but don't be fooled. I would go into detail about the storyline but this movie has wasted enough of my time...the only comment my friend had to say after watching it with me was "I actually feel stupider watching that movie."

After all that being said, the movie was a total waste of a movie night. I love horror movies and my favorites are the titles nobody has heard about. This movie obviously fell into that category, the cover art is actually not bad and gives off the feeling of a potential winner. After watching 5 minutes of it I knew it was going to be bad. Throughout the movie it switches from the blue screen to footage so, needless to say it gets very irritating. So please don't be like me and be fooled by the cover art of this film.

In the original release of this film, was it in 3D? Because if it wasn't, then the use of CG in this film is an abortion. I LOVE bad horror flicks, but this one so far is just freaking lame. I was obviously tricked by cleaver marketing folks at Blockbuster, because all over the box it was billed how this film was some kind of visionary masterpiece, but it is far from it. The parts that are supposed to be funny, aren't even that.

Trust me, I am not someone who takes these films too seriously, after all, 'Troll 2' is one of my fav films. But this film isn't even bad enough to be "so bad it's good"

BOOOOOO this title!!!!!

This will be one of the biggest wastes of time, it will annoy you and you will regret your decision. I can't think of another reason someone would produce this pile of s--- unless they were just sadistic, talentless freaks with too much money or time on their hands.

I kept waiting for some kind of twist or plot development that would make it worth watching and it never happened.

It's starts out with some promise, or inklings that their may be something good coming.. BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS.

It gets worse and worse and worse as the movie goes, right up until the end when you realize you will never get the time back that you lost watching it.

There is NOTHING REDEEMING ABOUT THIS MOVIE.