Janine's Got Male

PT and his Vivid star Janine Lindemulder waste everybody's time with this sloppy video, just a bunch of scenes shot with XXX in mind, and padded by dumb interviews.

The lady opens the show telling us how much she likes its free-form structure, that proving to be a euphemism for maestro Paul Thomas to just throw in any old thing (or leave it out) and call it a finished feature. For example, Tommy Gunn is listed in both opening and end credits but I never saw him show up (likewise, a pretty brunette starlet, unnamed, is briefly featured in the BTS short subject, so maybe her scene humping Gunn was left on the cutting room floor.

The title indicates the hoary marketing strategy: Janine who made it to superstardom by doing girl/girl sex giving the boy/girl stuff a try for her hungry fans. She even has a threesome (with Evan Stone and Dale DaBone), but it proves wimpy, with no d.p. and mostly one at a time sex.

PT uses a documentary format for much of the show, with the cast talking about themselves, but also includes an acting vignette that is quite poor. Other actresses, notably Vivid's Monique Alexander and Kim Kane, are tossed in as if PT just had some extra footage of them handy.

Movie deserves a six for having a few scenes of Janine with men. The rest of the movie is a bunch of individual scenes with no inter-connection or story. Looks and feels very low-budget and amateurish. Janine is hot, but not always in a good way, in this movie. I like her, but wouldn't rent it again. I look forward to seeing Pirates, and any other work she's done with other male performers, that hopefully have bigger budgets and better production values. I'd like to see her do another interactive DVD, but this time with a real male partner, and not another woman using toys. I'm also not a fan of movies shot outdoors. Never really like the lighting...it isn't complimentary for a 36 year old woman such as Janine.